I was such a pretty kitty,
fat and hairy.
But then one fateful day
my owner took me to a groomer,
I thought a bath, and comb was in store
but look at me now!!
There is no more hair for my back door!
The wind is cold and people keep staring
and when I scratch myself
I can feel my skin moving! ewwe!
I know I look like some kind of freak
but I can't help what my owner does to me,
and it's so embarrassing,
because they took pictures
of what I used to be and the new me...
I protest everytime my owner calls my name
because I can't live up to it's fame!
someone, please slap my owner
she put me through this hell, made me look like
an old woman's... well, we wont go there.
But I don't feel like my name fits me any more.
I'm not her pretty little kitty
I'm not really all that happy,
I look freaking starved and dejected
I'm no longer her little Miss. Fluffy
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