First, I scratch my balls...
Then we meet & we shake hands.
Then you pick your nose.
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Written January 20th, 2004
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no i love it the way it is
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Do you think if I said "Then you thumb your nose"? it would be better maybe?
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Super
A marvellous and ultimately innately SERIOUS examination of the body and society and sex (oh yes, there's sex in there too, there's sex in EVERYTHING.... mmm.. er) fused together in one tight, compact, fruity little number. -
I usually avoid haikus like the plague, I think I have finally found one that may genuinely appeal to me. Too bad haikus aren't four lines you could have thrown a fart joke in as well!
David
Edited on Jan 20, 5:29 p.m. because 'typos'. -
yeah, I smell them.
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Mmmm, scrotum germs in the nasal passage. That's nice.
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yes, the latin is boogiusballus commonly boogieball i do believe. met its kind but once or twice.
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pretty gross! think you and your friend need a lesson in hygien don't you think. lol this was definatly gross but funny in a sick kind of way.
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crafty one aren't ya? hahah this was great. true works of art you create. its enlightning..thank you
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scratch scratch
Picking my nose ah....
After long day brown-nosing
"so pleased to meet you". -
AAaaahahahahaahaahahhaahahaahah!!!!! gasp
AAAAAAaaaaahahaahahahahaahhahahaha!!!!
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lol Aaah someone who can make Ku's "funny" and actually, you know, make them funny. Here, in three lines, you capture all the little human traits that some would rather pretend didn't exist, like the girl who never farts in front of her boyfriend, the mums that don't want their kids to touch their pee-pee's etc. lol
This Ku is very, very human and I loved it.
lolol how bout, I scratch your balls, and you pick my nose? Then we can be mutally disgusted.
I'm joking...
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how sweet a slice of real life thats what i love about you plus i picutred the meeting being in a nice posh restaurant as well...iits the way you tell them....and all the time so sphisticated yourself i dont have balls so i cant write this sort of thing but if i did i would if i could that is cos they are brilliant...i am always hitching my bra straps up suppose i could start there but it doesnt have the same ring about it...i dunno you men you get all the best lines....
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i'm amused by this lol i just love ku's so short but the image last a while longer it's easier for me to grasp i like it
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ROFLMAO...OK.. just remind me NOT to shake hands with you
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Clever, cute and crystalline clarity -- all done up nicely in a haiku wrapper....kind of like an eggroll for the mind.
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LMAO.... funniest thing i've read all day ! Kinda gross, but funny as hell
Thanks, i needed a smile,
~ Wendy
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