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Twins!!

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This is my twin sister

the bitch with all the hair

she got the best of grub

and with me she wouldn't share.

 

 

I know I am anorexic

and my energy level is low,

when we got called for dinner

she ran fast while I went slow.

 

 

This may be the reason

she is fat and fluffy

because she got all the Toms

and she ended up the duffy.

 

 

Now she eats for two you know

and I get very little

thats why I am so skinny

and my bones are very brittle.

 

 

I think i'll buy a wig

one of the persian kind

and glide along those cat walks

and wiggle my behind. 

 

 

 

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I saw this pic on Google Images. (Slayer)

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  • daviscth silver member
    September 20, 2008

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    LOL. You did a wonderful job with the imagery in this poem. Your cup was well earned indeed! Congratulations dear.


  • fallingstarrr
    September 18, 2008

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    This is so creative and clever! It's hilarious! Where on earth did you get such a great idea to write this! I love it and will remember it for a very very long time!


  • Diminished Capacity gold member
    September 11, 2008
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    lol.

    I loved this very much. Good luck in the contest.


  • Cynthia Gaines gold member
    September 11, 2008

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    Funneeee!

    What a hoot - just hilarious!! You can always turn a smile into a chuckle; even for a poor, skinny twin kitty. Reminds me of the supermodels cat-fighting for the limelight on the catwalk!!! Great write, as always. Best of luck in this fun contest!!! Loves ya, Cyn xx


  • XLadyXVengeanceX
    September 10, 2008
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    funny i like it i love the way you put it together


  • Pure Thought silver member
    September 10, 2008
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    HA, Ha, ha

    Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

    This is hilarious.


  • Cannonsfire
    September 10, 2008
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    hehehe...you are too funny!


  • Riamh
    September 10, 2008

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    LOL. Love it, Dolores! Thanks for entering. Best of luck

    Slán
    Slayer


  • Angelflower
    September 10, 2008

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    this was just way too sweet and funny..lol. poor thing!! all starved looking!! you did a wonderful job with this picture! I really loved it..lol. Best of luck in the contest, I know Slayer will love it..


    Angel

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