Well now let me see,
We made a daft pact did we...
I as a shorthair wanted some fluff,
But in a fight I lost all to Mc Muff!
Mc Muff promised me a hair-raising duel,
To win back my winter fuel..
But Mc Muff won and I was stripped,
Now I sit here somewhat miffed!
I need a fur coat as winter's nigh,
Naughty Mc Muff sigh sigh sigh!
Mc Muff thought Oscar a silly puss,
Daring to dual amidst a cuss...
How could he expect to win against me,
I can stare him out and I'm more hefty!
Oscar tried to nick my food,
That was the start of the feline feud...
So I bit out all of Oscar's fur,
Us fat cats never play fair..
Fat cats rule 'cos they are boss,
And they don't really give a toss...
Oscar now has to sit by me,
To stay warm and cosy you see!
Just get the cat to suck a peppermint,
And all sit round its tongue to warm, a stint!
Oscar cannot grasp that dig,
Even though he thinks he's big!
I am all fluffy and he's so skinny,
Silly old Oscar is a such a silly ninny!
Mc Muff nicked my fur and left me stripped,
In a race for the food I left Mc Muff pipped!
So the moral of this crazy feline tale,
Is that what goes round comes round without fail!
Question is though...is Mc Muff,
Up the Mc duff!?
Copyright:K:September 2008
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