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'HOT LEGS' for VICE PRESIDENT by efhjr.

'HOT LEGS' for VICE PRESIDENT (c) Copyright 2008 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from MUTINY ON 'THE LITTLE STAR' coming SOON!

"GET ON YOUR KNEES and VOTE FOR THESE,
If you want a better world,
Yes, I'm running for Vice President,
and I'm a very, friendly girl.

I'm on the Captains' ticket,
who's known as Captain Earl,
DOWN ON YOUR KNEES - I AIM TO PLEASE,
if you want to change the world!"

That's what HOT LEGS said,
when she made her naughty speech,
to accept me nomination,
on Miami Beach -

and it became the slogan,
that drove the hombres wild,
not to mention a few women,
and a handsome crocodile.

All the women threw their tops off,
and their bikini bottoms too,
when I flung me hat into the ring,
near The Miami Zoo.

The news crews christened me,
'The COOL Candidate of Peace',
beside the secret service,
sexy starlets and police.

I created a new party,
People called it HEART & SOUL,
and started a new movement,
that was out of me control.

So if you want to vote for me,
you know what you can do,
when November 4th comes around,
it all comes down to you.


efhjr.

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  • Riftkin gold member
    September 13, 2008

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    OH now this is great.. Earl you are amazing..

    you have my vote with all of this.

    Joann


  • Lily of the Valley
    September 11, 2008

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    You are 'The COOL Candidate of Peace' and we could do with a few more like you in the world, whether in politics or not. The HEART & SOUL party just might be the one worth joining as all the others make false promises. If the heart and soul lie then we know there is really no hope for mankind. I'd vote but I don't think it counts in England lol


  • moon2u
    September 11, 2008
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    YOU HAVE MY VOTE EARL

    NOW THIS IS ONE CANDIDATE
    WHO SPEAKS THE TRUTH
    hehe
    Moony


  • maralisa silver member
    September 11, 2008

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    ok captain you have my vote with your words of wit and charm I loved your poem earl with some great imagery from stanza one through to stanza eight take care my friendmarina


  • Reptile Lady gold member
    September 11, 2008

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    Bloody amazing LOL !
    oh hun I love this poem
    Hot legs .. I support you My Captain.
    Jokes aside I would love to see a better world as you voiced so well in this write.
    Heart soul all the way..
    Book marking now
    Julie


  • onesugar gold member
    September 11, 2008

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    Whoohoo what a combination...Hot and Sexy LMAO! Wicked write sweetie...Here's to HEART & SOUL...pity none of the politicians have any. As always this was a pleasure.
    Love you ~sugar~ xxx


  • StarEyes
    September 10, 2008

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    Earl,

    Sounds like your running mate is just what we need! I love this! What a fun read this one is! I think with you and "Hot Legs" in the white house, we may just have a chance!

    Great job me friend!

    and love

    Nyetta

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