"Charlie! What happened? You lost all of your hair!"
"It was that damn French Poodle with the Sexy Derriere!"
"I know that she's a dog and I know that I'm a cat.
It's against the laws of nature, but I didn't think of that!"
"She was a Horny little Bitch and I figured 'What the Heck',
but she became a Nymphomaniac and I became a Nervous Wreck!"
"She barked with her French accent and it really turned me on.
She French-kissed me through my whiskers and she screwed me on the lawn."
"It seemed to last forever and I thought I was gonna die.
My heart was growing weak and my vet was standing by."
"I had to get away to save my life, without a doubt.
I returned to my own litterbox and watched my hair fall out!"
Author notes
A contest entry for:
Make me laugh, k?
I saw this pic on Google Images. Write me something hilarious and make me laugh. No epics Nothing depressing and All the usuals
by Slayer
In a list
A contest entry
- Make me laugh, k? by Riamh.
475 points, ended September 20, 2008, 13 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Another gold well earned sweetie. Congratulations.
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this is so side splitting..hahaha..xxx
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HAHAHA... you are too funny!!!!
That was brilliant!!
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you should produce an animated series for your friends. good luck
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haha lol a brilliantly funny hilarious take on the promt I laughed from line one through to the last line
good luck in the contest my you have a brilliant sence of humor my friend
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A Good Belly Laugh
Hi Sweet Soul, Blessings to you dear friend.
You have penned here a most wonderful funny poem.Your words contributed to one hell of a belly laugh.My sides ached,'cause I laughed so hard.I have a very sick sense of humor and the pictures that your poem painted in my mind just had me laughing so hard.It was a great take on the picture prompt.I wish you all the best in the contest.
Take care.
Your poetry Friend,
~Angel-anne~
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LMAO This does it! There is no denying you are definitely the KING of humor!!!! Toooo funny!!
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OMG! LOL. this was jsut so funny! lol. You did such a wonderful job!! lol best of luck!
Angel
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LMFAO!!!! Brilliant!
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Hilarious, you have done it again...Poor horny Charlie...lol
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I KNEW you'd do this justice Al!!!! Good luck in the contest.
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Well I read then looked at the image and man you sure made me laugh tonight.
Giggle I still am !!
Love the story oh that poor dog and that horny Poodle
Brought them to life
Thanks hun
Julie
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