Wow! Charles, your breed is amazing, no hair.
Thanks! It does have its advantages,
no hairballs, no grooming.
Have you every thought about getting shaved
Oscar?
My master did it once! I sat out in the middle
of the street, dying to be struck by
any passing car.
It was the humiliation of a lifetime.
No thanks! I like my hair, and hairballs.
Alicia finds it attractive.
Dang! I can’t even get a date anymore.
Maybe I could borrow some of yours,
let the hairballs dry out! replied Charles.
Honorable mention
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And so weirdly cute! In a funny, freaky kind of way. 
