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Potty Mouth Poet

I learn from you just how to write
and watch just what you do.
Your rhyme and verse is very tight,
a talent of so few.
With imagery you paint with words,
your verses sing the song of birds.
With imagery
With imagery
You think my poems are shitty turds.

I learn from you just how to write,
I think about my work.
You think my poems are such a fright,
I think you are a jerk.
Shit Damn Fuck Piss; so is that how?
You say these words create the “Wow”!
Shit Damn Fuck
Shit Damn Fuck
Do I sound like a poet now?

I learn from you just how to write,
the potty mouth you are.
I try so hard to see the light,
you’re still the best by far.
You’re such a bitch with stuck up nose,
you say that all my writing blows.
You’re such a bitch
You’re such a bitch
But you’re the best when you compose.

 

 

 

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Just kidding, I love you!

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  • Roaddog Wolf
    September 23, 2008

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    I'm not real aquainted

    with your alls fiendship but took this as I am sure it was intended and thought it was way funny LMAO


  • jeseejoy
    September 23, 2008
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    that is just to funny. love it

  • Cinnarry gold member
    September 19, 2008
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    Laughthefuckoutloud!


  • kiwigirljacks gold member
    September 15, 2008

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    WTF!!!! LMFAO!!! That's hysterical sis!!

    What a roasting!! I'm rolling on the floor!!!

    Now I know this side of you, remind me never to piss you off!! HAHAHAHAHA

    Fan-Frucking-Tastic!!


  • Poetic-Theorem gold member
    September 10, 2008

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    LMAO



    I glanced at this piece and I thought my eyes have Deceived me...had to look at the author again and I LMAO again. Only you could possibly write
    "Shit Damn Fuck...You’re such a bitch"
    and do it all in wonderful form.
    You shocked my out of my chair onto the floor.
    Oh yeah, I forgot...
    Great job as well
    Wish you the very best
    Take care
    David


  • Pure Thought silver member
    September 10, 2008
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    Oh my,

    Wow, this is some gooood shit.

    Funny, just so well done.


  • StarEyes
    September 10, 2008

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    This from my sister What happened! You, with a Potty Mouth, I don't believe it!

    Seriously sis, you did a fantastic job on this one! Not one to be missed that is for sure!

    Best of luck in this contest!

    and love

    Nyetta


  • IronMaiden1236
    September 10, 2008
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    LMAO

    Yes you sound like a poet now!!!


  • Life is a Beach gold member
    September 10, 2008

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    Brilliantly hilarious! I didn't know you knew those potty mouth words!!! Truly a fun read! Pam


    • Amera gold member
      September 10, 2008
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      hehe, I had to go wash my mouth out with soap.


  • PerVirtuous
    September 10, 2008

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    This is EXACTLY what I am looking for! I know she will recognize this as a good natured roast. It will make her giggle I am certain. Strait to the finals list.


  • Lexie - gold member
    September 10, 2008

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    OMFG!!!

    Potty mouth indeed!! I never thought i'd see the day when you used such words........
    but you did it so well LMFAO!!!!


    • Amera gold member
      September 10, 2008
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      So good to see your signature on one of my poems. Thank you


  • echo-ink
    September 10, 2008
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    Holy Shitsky, hehehe

    What a laugh this was, lmao....
    Loved it, Yessa!


  • Mairi bheag gold member
    September 10, 2008

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    I recognise you now - you're the woman with her coat tied at the waist with string, who walks down Lochee High Street shouting at people!

    Three bucking funnies!


  • Maxboy gold member
    September 10, 2008
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    Very funny, your poking fun.

    Best Wishes
    Don


  • cricketjeff gold member
    September 10, 2008

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    now go go and wash out your keyboard with soap and water !!!

    Excellent stuff


    (I read it with my eyes shut)


    • PerVirtuous
      September 10, 2008
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      Explains your contest judging!

      I couldn't help myself!

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