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How would you like to black water raft down the raging river Styx?
Walk barefoot and naked over brimstone pits?
Can we interest you in para-sailing into the dark abyss?
How about a scrumptious breakfast of grilled Maggots?
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Author notes
Love you Tory.
All I would like is up to 10 lines on the prompt;
The convenience of Hell.
But please no religious poems today.
In a list
A contest entry
- Short, Simple and Amazing by Never.Give.Up.
300 points, ended September 11, 2008, 11 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Congrats on the Gold for this piece of genius. Well done!
Slayer
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Thank you for your kind comment. I appreciate it...Scott
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I love how it sounds like its off the TV or radio and you've made hell such an apealling place.
I loved the imagry of the lines;
If any or all of these interest you, call now 1-800 Str82HELL
an exterminator is waiting to send you there as soon as possible.
I see death walking over waiting to see your answer.
A delightful read and I wish you all the best i nthe future.
Rose
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