"Uh... all I hear from you is
'who da cute wittle baby!'
and let me say this
I UNDERSTAND YOU!
You don't have to talk to me like I'm brain dead
Sheesh!
You're driving me crazy!
At dinner it's
'here comes da airplane!'
Then at nap time you sing some dumb song
Then you think it's fun to cover my head with and blanket saying
'where's da baby..?!'
Then pulling it off and screaming
'dere he is!'
It gets REALLY old...
So quit it will ya?!?!?!"
'who da cute wittle baby!'
and let me say this
I UNDERSTAND YOU!
You don't have to talk to me like I'm brain dead
Sheesh!
You're driving me crazy!
At dinner it's
'here comes da airplane!'
Then at nap time you sing some dumb song
Then you think it's fun to cover my head with and blanket saying
'where's da baby..?!'
Then pulling it off and screaming
'dere he is!'
It gets REALLY old...
So quit it will ya?!?!?!"
Author notes
This is for paw-writer's picture prompt contest. I entered this contest for two reasons. 1.) paw-writer is my sister's (DarkWolfGirl) AP mom 2.) I thought it would be fun! and 3) i'm borededed...
A contest entry
- Funny Baby Picture Prompt! by Nicada.
525 points, ended September 12, 2008, 13 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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This is cute
I see people doing that and often wondered what that baby was thinking man and God sent me here to learn all the people are talking weird hahaha

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hehe, I loved this. I sometimes talk like that with babies but I try not to becuase after all I am avery mature thirteen year old who doesnt ever talk like that
okay so maybe I do, sue me 
cute write, I loved it


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This is funny and I can remember saying some of these things to my own kids, and even my nieces and nephews. Isn't it funny how we seem to automatically use that silly voice with babies? But they are so darn adorable, you can't help it.
Great job and thanks so much for entering my contest. Blessings, Patty





