Hi... I joined this site because I have many secrets and I want to be able to tell them to SOMEONE before I split wide open. My real name is Owna P. Pott and my whole family is messed up because of this last name, so I go by B.B. Gunn. My mother's name is Krusty and everybody calls my dad P.P. We live in a trailer and I sleep on the table in a sleeping bag.
My grandmother says I have "developed" and that's why I wash up in the gas station's lady's room so nobody will know how much I've grown. Nobody will EVER KNOW, and that's a promise I made to myself. I wear baggy clothes. My only friend is a boy who lives in our trailer park, and his name is Just J. He's two years younger than I am. I'm 14, and my hobbies are stealing, snooping, and cheating on my schoolwork. I am very good at all three and nobody seems to ever look at me, which helps a lot. I might rob a bank sometime because I think nobody would notice.
I plan to grow up to be president because if Sarah Palin can do it, so can anybody else who wants to.
I don't have any friends here yet, but if you want to be my friend you can, but you'll change your mind and put me on block right away, I have a feeling.
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For a laugh...
A contest entry
- I Need Smiles = ) by StormGoddess.
650 points, ended September 18, 2008, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Smile... all the while...
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sleeping bag table
pp please do not make sound
birds are sleeping now
i lived in a trailer park once, or was that a garbage can, i am not sure, i lived somewhere though
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LMAO, this is just disturbing, but funny. Great laughs here. Thank you for entering and good luck. Storm
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If this ain't funny than my name's not really Roger P. Inmypants Jones! This a knee-slapper, face-slapper and an undies changer...
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funny
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PMSL I love it!
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Haha I love it
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