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Large Hadron Collider(goodbye world, hello maybe to tomorrow.)

The god particle is worth risking our lives for,
I suppose.
A large group of smarter people than me think so.
They have to account for everything,
even that...
Slowly the dark mass swallows everything,
as the world sits quietly,
waiting for gods face,
or the aweful consequences of fucking with infinity,
we've been waiting for something,
to explain gravity.
Will this be the answer?
No.
It will only raise more questions too complicated and awe inspiring,
for us to explain, mistakenly, for another century.
If I don't get a fucking anti-gravity skateboard out of this,
I'm going to be so pissed off.
I want one for you fucking with my universe,
and I expect it to be delivered for free.
If I'm 65 and too old to get a license for it on the street,
I want it anyway.

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  • myrataal gold member
    September 12, 2008
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    Deep inside me ...

    there is a knowing I cannot take credit for. Thank you for accepting me for who I am. It says so much about you.

    One day I wish to meet you in person. I want to give you a Myra hug. If not in this world, then in our real World.

    I have no doubt that you will have much more than an anti-gravity skateboard ...


    Love
    Myra


    • neurosine gold member
      September 12, 2008
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      It's no effort to accept you Myra. You're a caring compassionate person, full of creativity and life...and you're bright as well. Plus one other thing, you tolerate me and our differences, and see through the complex invective in my writing, to the message within it all. That's nice.


  • acari27 gold member
    September 9, 2008

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    If I don't get a fucking anti-gravity skateboard out of this,
    I'm going to be so pissed off.


    fuck thats funny
    cock working overtime while my tits have been on holiday

    secretly i get excited by hyped up events-its like a small part of me so so wants them to be terribly wrong.....and you can bet ill be gloating up a storm in that fraction of a second it takes for the planet to collapse into some kind of unforseen singularity

    cant you just see some scientist there, in that destructive flash, thinking


    'shit! forgot to carry the ten.. '

    hehe

     

    quite frankly im just happy theyre finally gonna work out why my ass has so much fucking massssssss

     

    i swear ive got a boson field hovering around my backdoor

    I strongly refute the theory that its 100% cheese or  hot chips

    it certainly obeys its own laws of physics


    • neurosine gold member
      September 9, 2008

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      Rappers have tried this with asses, when recommendin that you should shake that thing. In a few music videos you can actually see the ass blurr as it nearly reaches the boson-higgs fluctuation. Critical ass.
      You've made my morning. Thank you.


      • acari27 gold member
        September 10, 2008
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        Critical ass

        ho and another ho, (merry christmas!)

        no really, having such a chuckle at that

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