Motorcycle Michael and Hells Granny by Kazytc at All poetry

Picture above depicts:

My late Mother and Brother on my brothers chopper motorbike

RIP Mum & David - Ride on!

Dedicated to all Hell Raisers!

Motorcycle Michael had a hells granny Mother,
Gee this elderly chick was like no other!

On his chopper bike he opened the throttle,
Riding pillion was hells mother on the bottle!

Tanked up on tablets and a menace on the road,
Hells Mother on the back taking little to goad...

Off they sped at the speed of light,
All leather clad and a right kinky sight!

Hells Granny was Michael's Mum,
Grinning false teeth and chewing gum!

Mean and hard she egged him gone,
Go burn her out Micheal 'faster come on'!

Leather boots up to her neck,
Hells granny is on the loose O'h flaming heck!

Terrorizing the highway Michael plus side kick,
Painting go faster stripes on cars ever so slick!

Heaven help those who get in their way,
Hells granny would blow them all away!

Michael 30 years old still learning to screw,
Hells Granny mother you'd think better she knew!

Dodging cops trying to stop their escapades,
And what about their disability lemonades!

Lemonades called Alco-pops and laced,
Hells granny so straight faced!

Drunk as a skunk but out for a spin,
Hells Angel munch, God who let them in!

Riding pillion with ten thousand piles,
Hells granny suffered on the long ride miles!

Granny got her colours and initiated,
Despite being a tad elderly and constipated!

Speeding, rioting, mowing cars off the road,
Hells Granny and Micheal loved it and it showed...

Just goes to show that age shouldn't stop,
Hells grannies and sons going out on a bumpy bop!

Forget bingo and pensioners days out,
This is a Granny with a tad more clout!

Exchanged her knitwear for a leather suit,
Loves the feel of leather in her kinky boot!

Evil Knievel eat your heart out man,
Hells granny is the most hellish of the clan!

Author notes

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This is dedicated to RoddogWolf for the invite and also to my late birth mother and brother who had a passion for bikes and riding at high speed terrorizing the public right up until their death. My late brother at 31 my late mother at 92! A meance on the road with their 'go faster stripes' and mowing everything in sight out of their path, watch our all you in 'Jesus sandles' up there you gonna get mowed down again ! This poem is based on real life and my late brother David (name changed to protect the former innocent) and my late mother and hells granny! Their passion of bikes knew no boundaries! My late mum crashed 2 disability scooters cos they wouldn't go fast enough round a corner! I just know I shall be the same at 92! Yep.. I adore bikes too!

(Monty Python's Hell's Grannies in Action)

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grandniem
October 25, 2008

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AWESOME KAZ!!!
What a poem!!! What a story! You are only as old as you feel,..this gave great testimony to that!!! Beautifully done. splendid all the way through! You go girl!!!!! This is GREAT!!!!! Best of luck on this any where it goes! HUgs to you! Grace
Kazytc
September 22, 2008
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Thanks millions!
Awww Thanks millions, for your fab and kind review you arevery inspiring and encouraging.
Glad you liked it and found it funny!
Best of luck in all of your contests, hope you win Gold in them all.
Poetic Hugs and Thanks Millions,
Kaz.
Kazytc xx
Griswold
September 21, 2008

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Wonderfully done, funny as hell. Some imagery that may just scar me for life. Best of luck...Scott
Roaddog Wolf
September 21, 2008

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You wrote this poem with good flow and rhythm and it was certainly a fun poem to read. Good story. Seems I have known a few grannies like that, lol.

thanks for your entry and best of luck in the contest judging.
- Kazytc
  September 21, 2008
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  Best of luck to you too & Thanks millions Brill contest!
  Awww Thanks millions, for your fab and kind review you are
  very inspiring and encouraging.
  Glad you liked it.
  It was a great honour to enter your fantastic contest and loads of fun too, thanks for the experience!
  Best of luck in all of your contests, hope you win Gold in
  them all.
  Poetic Hugs and Thanks Millions,
  Kaz.
  Kazytc xx
dustookie2
September 21, 2008

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LMAO Go Granny Go now that is some mean granny. Great to see your mother did what she wanted and ran to the beat of her own heart. The imagery you implanted in my head Nicely penned. Good luck in the contest.
- Kazytc
  September 21, 2008
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  Best of luck to you too & Thanks millions!
  Awww Thanks millions, for your fab and kind review you are
  very inspiring and encouraging.
  Glad you liked it.
  Best of luck in all of your contests, hope you win Gold in
  them all.
  Poetic Hugs and Thanks Millions,
  Kaz.
  Kazytc xx
Rose Angel
September 9, 2008

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Hilarious riotous write...between your real life brother, Granny and the real life story, poem, pictures and your HUMOR! Wonderful dedication dear K Chuckling all the way!....Bravo!
- Kazytc
  September 21, 2008
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  Thanks millions!
  Awww Thanks millions, for your fab and kind review you are
  very inspiring and encouraging.
  Glad you liked it.
  Best of luck in all of your contests, hope you win Gold in
  them all.
  Poetic Hugs and Thanks Millions,
  Kaz.
  Kazytc xx
  Ps: 5 stars for your review clicked on 4 by mistake so sorry!
daviscth
September 9, 2008
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LOL!!! This is wonderfully created!! Best of luck in the contest dear.
- Kazytc
  September 21, 2008
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  Best of luck to you too & Thanks millions!
  Awww Thanks millions, for your fab and kind review you are
  very inspiring and encouraging.
  Glad you liked it.
  Best of luck in all of your contests, hope you win Gold in
  them all.
  Poetic Hugs and Thanks Millions,
  Kaz.
  Kazytc xx