He walks in to the restaurant ready to order his meal
the woman walks up to him with a smile on her face
"what whould you like sweetheart" she said in a heavenly tone
"hmm.. I would like the soup for entree, but do you know how I can have it?"
"anyway you want it darling" she sad with a twinkle in her eye.
"in that case i'll have it Hot and Juicy" he said hoping she ment what he thought she did
"oh.. ok then, where's the beef?" she said in a dark and mysterious way.
"in my pants" said the man bluntly
the woman look shocked and asked how the man could talk to her like that
"becasue you're a woman and im telling you to" replied the man
"it's always the same with you, I want this, give me that" what about me?
"it's your job woman, your ment to do what I say"
"I beg your pardon, oh and i guess you want an apple pie with that"
"your damn right i do" yelled the man yelled back at the woman
"your making a scene, you always make a scene" whimpered the woman
"I wouldn't make a scene woman if you did what I said when I said" retorted the man
all of a sudden the waiter appeared and said. "would you two please like to sit down and order or I am going to have to ask you to leave."
Author notes
I used bank 5 which had the words:
you want an apple pie with that
where's the beef
anyway you want it
Hot and Juicy
A contest entry
- Word Bank #2 Contest!!! BIG POINTS!! by Sweet Impatience.
1600 points, ended September 29, 2008, 13 entries
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Comments
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great write and usage of the word bank.
good luck
kat
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Im scared. Domestic abuse is wrong. It was a great write though, and for the third time tonight (yes, record) i agree with tom! a great addition to welcome you back to ap.
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This wouldn't happen either if men were like the gentlemen of old. A nice addition for a welcome back to AP
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