I heard a noise one night on a stay
at sweet grammy n grampy's when I heard a bang
I opened the door, Oh OMG
My eyes were burnin, oh what did I see
But grampy with some ol' chaps on
And grammy singin the Yankee Doodle song
Oh where, oh where has sanity gone
Oh what, oh what did I do wrong?
I told them to stop, I told them to quit
But all they said was 'shut the door n git'
I had no choice, I backed off slow
When all of a sudden from the room came a glow
Strobe lights flashin and sirens sound
I felt so sick I hit the ground
I crawled to the yard for some peace & a hoot
Till came a runnin grammy in her birthday suit
Grampy talkin about 'ON TO THE CAR!'
I mean I was ready to drink the bar
Just when I knew I was ruined for good
They got to their Caddy n fell asleep on the hood
Author notes
Yankee Doodle went to town
A-ridin on a pony
Stuck a feather in his hat
and called it macaroni
Yankee doodle KEEP IT UP
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy
A contest entry
- MUDSLIDE HUMOR CONTEST ROUND #2- invite only- for all finalist of 1st rounds 10 contest ~#119~ by Roaddog Wolf.
1225 points, ended September 21, 2008, 12 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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That was awesome!
Damn, you have a talent for rhyme and rhythm! I like that you didn't use any line breaks. It's funniest sometimes when it can be read start to finish without any pauses, so the reader doesn't lose that funny bone. I laughed my ass off at the scene. All that came from a Yankee Doodle prompt? Classic!!! Hurrah for Grampy's kickstand!
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Now that had to be funny as hell, unless of course I was seeing the same thing you were, lol but this was pretty good, made me lol.
thanks for your entry and best of luck in the contest judging.
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The magic of the little blue pill of happiness
seems to me it put more than a smile on their faces.I have images now burnt into my retinas that have me thinking this is too much informationStill you know they are alive and not too old to remember what they should be doing....LAMO... Nicely penned great take on viagra...
Good luck in the contest. If only we were all this carefree.
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Excellent
Oh my what a poem. You sure took the title to a hilarious level. Great job. best of luck in the contest.
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