There once was a bald-head guy from Nantucket.
Who liked to jerk his wad into a bucket.
He'd think of his father,
While fucking his mother,
So they all filled a pinata and whacked it.
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Oh my, what did they fill the pinata with?
A contest entry
- Raunchy, (again), Limericks (This is a contest) by blind ecye dog.
1000 points, ended September 26, 2008, 6 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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congrats on wringing a gold out of that sourpuss! It's not the first time I've seen a completely unfunny person hold a humor contest- why they do it is beyond me... maybe it's simply twisted nature...
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Thanks for the entry.
I see that no mods saw the incest in this or it would have been removed.
Anapestic feet are important in a limerick and while that is lacking I have to give these frigging trophies to someone. RED
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oops, well good thing I didn't make the decadence too blatant.
I am glad you... enjoyed?
eh, I guess I slid by with a D-
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hey, careful about the bald headed guys! lol Well, on second thought, you can knock them, I can't vouch for any of them... now I was going to ask what they filled the pinata with, but I see it is your question to ask... so let me guess... what would such an unfortunate family fill a pinata with... couldn't be jizz, the mother can't produce that... something they all have access to... now I know that this pinata has been haunting you for most of your life, so what could be in it... maybe I'll have to come up with an answer limerick... (impossible, I know, but just my kind of challenge... besides, I only have 20 minutes...) three stars for the puzzle aspect, for, if I know you, there IS an answer...
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Well at least it produced a laugh and some mind churn
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I absolutely LOVE the contrast of the background with your piece. You surprise me with you abilities of diversity. To my great regret this only sparks more laughter. lol
Yink
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Well thank you oh so much! I am glad it achieved its intended humor
You know I try to be diverse and remain outside that "red hammer" category
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