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Ransom

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Okay this is a stick up
I'm hungry as heck,
don't mess with this doggy
or you'll end up a wreck.

I'm a schnauzer
and snaugages are what I need,
c'mon share what you've got
please don't show your greed.

If I need to use force
I'll do what it takes,
I don't want to hurt you
hand them over for goodness sake!

Mother always told me
to never use force,
yet I really can see
no other course!

You've got plenty to eat
a few snausages you'll not miss
no one will get hurt
and you'll even get a slobbery kiss


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  • Granny Goose silver member
    September 9, 2008

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    This is a really cute poem, Gaylene and congratulations on the Gold trophy

    Dee

  • PoetryPuppy
    September 8, 2008
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    thank you for your cute entry, love Kiarna


  • Glenn
    September 8, 2008
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    Good poem


  • Rovingone gold member
    September 7, 2008
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    Oh, this is too precious. What a ditty you have created here. It's completely delightful.


  • miabella
    September 7, 2008

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    lol thank you for this funny poem. I really needed it, and I can picture my golden retriever saying the same things to me!

  • Bob Fox
    September 7, 2008
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    lol

    Gaylene this is one cute right. A nice read on this morning . May the doogie enjoy his meal.

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