"Spare some change" says the man on the street
"Get a life and a job" get back on your feet
Well "Fuck you" Mr Rich boy
At least I can get a bone
Why don't you fuck your mummy
Get her to suck your dummy
It ain't as easy as it looks
I didn't get to blow my way through school
so go back to Microsoft, all by your lonesome
Whilst I fuck my model, and you fuck your comb.
Author notes
Yeah lame I know, couldn't think of anything smarter to say, this poem is purely for the contest.. so yeah, sorry for wasting your time.
A contest entry
- Quickie 24 hour for anyone who has not won a trophy in any of the Mudslide humor contest by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 7, 2008, 3 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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kind of lost me after the first fwew lines but I get lost easily
thanks for your entry and good luck in the contest
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HAHA i like it. funny
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