Never-Ever Land Is To Much Fun!

we know about her red lips
soft pale skin
raven black hair
we've heard all about the poor sap
that bite an apple and her
prince charming came to save her

well I'm not one for happy-ever-afters
so lets see what happened
after the pages stopped turning
and the pen was put down

Mr. Charming and little Miss. Snow
rode off into the sunset the night of
every woman's dreams and so much more
full of passion, longing, and lust

by the time the sun showed her smiling face
little Snow was sore and stiff *tear tear*
a week after this happy beginning to a great new life
Mr. Charming's attention was caught by another beauty 
a few mouths later he was long gone 
Snow was five mouths or so along

this is where things go south so
all you sweet little things should
run along now... no... well if you
must stay...

little Snow had to make her living in a way
that most would say is unfit for a woman
in her condition but her customers didn't mind
and that's what really counts

unfortunately the child was lost
when she stated crank
just short of a year after Charming left he was back
and she was too high to say "no"

he a drinker, she a smoker
the sweeties couple you could see but
Charming wasn't so sweet after
a half dozen beers or so

they became just one of the many
dysfunctional familys in never-ever land
Peter rapped Windy,
no one ever heard from Cinderella after she marred