Behold!
The latest highly addictive caffeinated energy drink to barely pass inspection...
V-Power
at long last Viagra has fortified a energy drink with the power of there
oh so famous god forsaking pills
Yes!
This ain't no jive, turkey!
This is pure boner juice guaranteed to make your dick hard as brick of lead and look like a baby's arm holding an apple
just one sip will have your private at attention
Ready for battle!
And not only will it be good for crazy rotten animal sex
you'll discover talents that you would never know that your dick had
Go Ahead!
With new fold strength and power your penis will go so far like a rocket to the mothafuckin' moon
You can break boards with it
Use it as a harpoon for whale hunting
A place to hold drinks, hats, ties, coats, and undergarments
A forklift for heavy equipment
Goalpost for a game of horseshoes
A ruler for measuring how much bigger it is than anyone else
A churn for making butter
A compass in case you get lost
&
So
Much
More!
So don't just sit there like a pussy get your V-Power today!
or else a much more rugged and handsome man with the body of a Greek god will fuck your girlfriend so hard she'll dump your ass while they're still in the act of doing it and next time they decide to bump one in the big kadouggie they just might do it right in front of you!
So don't miss out!
Act now!
Feel the power
V-Power!
in your crouch
Author notes
Actually yeah I think this is a little too much but I wrote just for fun really. It is a free write so if it looks sloppy that's because it is. Sorry.
A contest entry
- IT'S ME BIRTHDAY - FOR KINKY ADULTS ONLY! by Swtpoetryman.
700 points, ended September 4, 2008, 9 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Too much?
Comments
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Brilliant ! !
This is just tooooooooo funny
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HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY!
I MISS YOU SOO MUCH DEREK! I really do. I think about you ALL the time. I love you more than you'll ever know.
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LOL!! HE! HE! HE!
Unfortunately, this is a gift that I have no use for as me willy can do all these things and much more without the help of drugs as the lovely, sweet, sensual, and naughty ladies of AP have me walking with the hardest wood all day and night long. Even King Dong would be jealous of what is poking through this naughty boys pants all day. Perhaps, you know of someone else who needs this - or it can be returned to the store for whips, chains, butt plugs, cock rings, and other kinky things like a FLESHLITE for this naughty boy to play with! LOL!!! Thanks for submitting to me contest and now that it has come to an end! The HARD PART has cum - to judge and award the winners - which I'll have both of me hands more than full - doing today.
Peace & Love!
Earl.
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and I say thank you for starting this contest because it was incredibly enjoyable just writing for it. i'll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever other naughty contest you conceive next.
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very interesting and very funny! keep on penning!
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