How to Write Like Charles Dickens

It is the best writing, it is the worst writing, it is the writing for the wise, it is the writing of the foolish, it is the writing of belief, it is the writing of incredulity- in short it is the basis of flowery writing, one that if you take AP English, to your utter dismay, is infact a style of beauty that carries to much beauty, and is bad in any form of writing style, only Charles Dickens has the excuse of being paid by the word, so you are never to do this in your first sentence to anyone because by the time they finish reading your sentence paragraphyou know absolutely, inexaustably, and truthfully everything you would need to know, which, however, unlike the most vigerating glorius, and shall I say "most awesome" author of all time (Steven Hawkings, which I say with as much wonderful sarcasm i can possibly muster), Charles Dickens does not break the rules of grammer, but his writing style is horrindous if we are to ever do it, yet he has been given thousands of glorius awards even after his mournfal death, and if you still want to write magnificently like him you would be writing like this, the longest sentence of your entire, meaningless, sucky life, knowing that if Charles Dickens was alive you and your gagly gaudy band of friends would go to his now ginormous mansion, ring the bell, and shoot him, if not horrifically and intolerably tortur him, and if you ever write like this and get rewards, they will come short of death because the other authors, with their satire, sarcasm, and syntax that they worked so hard on, and followed all the rules, would come and kill your heartless and crimson blood filled body with no mercy, ending your reign of terror you heald over them as well as the tears that flowed from their eyes, so if you want to write like the most idiotic idiocentric, and all around the worst praised author of all time then write, not similarly, or close to, but exactly like this, AHHHHHH!!!