~~Dearie~~

I don't care
for yon cyber-trophy,
I'm just here for you...
...dearie...

Perhaps your life
has been too hum-drum
lately;
perhaps you could use
a little cheering-up...
...dearie...

You know, too much
same-oh, same-oh,
too much work and no play...
...dearie...

Come, take my hand,
let us enjoy each other
for just a little while...
...dearie...

It won't be boring,
I promise you,
though you might have
a sense of uneasiness...
...dearie...

My, there's the old sawmill
over there,
what a perfect place to play...
...dearie...

I will make your life as thrilling
as it has been dull,
take my hand, and let us go...
...dearie...

Why look, here's an old table-saw,
I'll hold your arm just so, and
bzzzzzzzzzawwwww!
Yes, that's it, scream, get those
frustrations out,
let them loose while the blade
slices through your arm...
...dearie...

Why look, your hand is still
clutching and un-clutching,
though the rest of you lies writhing
on the floor...
...dearie...

Ah, your life will never be the same now...
...dearie...

Here, let me get those
red, wet clothes off you;
you require further entertainment,
I see...dearie...

Come over here to the big saw,
the one they use to split logs with,
yes, laugh, laugh my darling, my
...dearie...

There, I've got you all tied down
on the ramp now, naked,
with your legs spread asunder...

Mmmmm, you look good like that,
should I?????????
No, of course not, where are my manners?
After all, it is only our first date...
...dearie...

Well, let's start the saw then, hi-ho.
Tears, yes tears cleanse the soul,
you think?

Whhhiiiiirrruuuuuuuuummmmm,
you are approaching the saw now,
a scant inch from your clitoris...
...dearie...

Gee, I'm afraid you won't be
such a fun date anymore...
Was that your sister you were
with on the hill???? Farewell...

...dearie...