A Poem for My Most Beautiful Valentine!

Walking steadily down the lane
Keeping to the right
Twas I, quite readily deemed insane
For what I did that night
Aflutter was my fragile heart
For in said heart I knew
No other, not with agile start,
could save (from me) you two.
O joyous day with lovely sun
To witness me avenged
The boyish way I load my gun
so sweetly for revenge
How gayly I sniffed flowers bloomed
on Mr. Robin's lawn
How daily I had wished you doomed
until this day upon
But worry not, my darling dear
I'd not forgot our past
That blurry lot of lies, my dear,
Where I shall laugh the last
You said you loved me, sweety-heart
And I loved you in turn
But dead you left my bleeding heart
And rightly I return
Of course I thought you'd never lie
To me, or with an other.
Of course, so shocked to find was I
That you were with my brother
O wifey dear, with heart so black
My soul was warmed that day
For plainly clear, your cadillac
Was parked in his driveway
I pranced right up to his front door
And gently smashed it in
I glanced, left-right, you silly whore
Before I headed in
I heard upstairs a voice or two
And knew at once: My love!
I blurred upstairs to rescue you
like angels from above
I got him first while still undressed
Although he begged and cried
The shotgun burst made quite the mess
out of his head's inside.
My brother was but just a slice
Of needed satisfaction
The other would be twice as nice
once taken out of action
But I'm not much for blood and gore
you know the rest by heart.
Plus I don't love you anymore,
Until death did we part.