Stick'em up dot head!
Give me your butterfingers!
And dude, shower, please!
More 7-Eleven holdups.
Hey, fuck you Kim Chong!
I want quick picks and Zig Zags.
Don't look at my face!
You, reach for the sky!
Give me all your malt liqour.
Do you have Chore-Boy?
Excuse me lady!
But get on the fucking ground?
By the way, nice hat.
Guess what college boy!
This just aint your lucky night.
Drop your pants punk ass.
I'm the Jesse James of the 7-Eleven chain
My gloves are just socks!
And I have a tin foil hat.
I want candy smokes!
Nude on PCP.
I tackle a cardboard prop.
Then steal some Yohoo.
No shirt plus no shoes.
I go straight for the good porn
while my friend steals beer.
Dressed like a cowboy.
I tell you the guns are real.
You wisely agree.
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Written January 18th, 2004
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its perfect.
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lol..Good one..That made me chuckle quite a bit
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Excuse me lady!
But get on the fucking ground?
By the way, nice hat.
Why THE FUCK is there a question mark there?
I love the nude pcp one and the one after it. -
right on, that's tight, like the way u made a story out of haiku's
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Sheer Robbery
Ya know, I sees things I ain't never seen before when we go riding on the freeway in your big old red convertible with white walls and enough chrome to reflect the sun into a dazzling deathray of destruction and total carnage. I like the feeling of L'Eggs on my face and the cold grip of metallic projectile precision in my fevered hot hands - a symbolic masterbation of life on the sharp edge of reality, just this side of the Dark.
I think I lived here once before -- when the winds rise and whip the willows into a frenzied moaning, I can see the fear in their eyes and taste the tang of blood on my lips and I see her -- far off, the woman in white. She spurs me on towards the dark destiny that awaits in some garish convenience store and where I shall lie, bleeding my life into cold grey vinyl tiles -- all for a pack of cigarettes and a six-pack of warm beer. Yah...she's the woman I hide from on these long haunting rides in your car.
Good write Pilgrim. I guess your redemption is just around the corner and down the street, but let's meet for doughnuts first. -
your a fucking genius. i have read your work before. i admire this. someone should make a tv show out of this fast becux i think this was just hilarious. honestly, badass poem
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