Help!

Poor little old smudge,
Fred makes her life a drudge.

Teasing her & poking her.
And tugging at her fur.

I'm not your chair!
little old smudge give Fred a glare.

Damn babies, help me!
Get help & set me free!

I fear the wrath
Give the baby a bath!

Get him away from me!
I'll climb a tree!

Anything to get away,
But no, here I have to stay.

This wasn't quite what was in mind,
You said babysitting, are you blind?!

The baby is sitting on my bum!
How is this baby sitting, mum!?

A contest entry

Cats & Kids Funny Photo Inspired Contest by Kazytc by Kazytc. 1300 points, ended September 1, 2008, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

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Kazytc
September 1, 2008

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Ha Ha this is a scream!
Oh this is just so funny and I love the mention of Smudge the judge! Smudge will love that for sure!
What fun, love the rhyme and the flow and the lively chirpy feel to this. Brilliant poetic graphics and just typical of what a poor sat on cat might think nd feel! Bravo, well done, love it!
Best of luck in my contest and thanks millions for entering your entry is brilliant.
Poetic Hugs & Thanks
Kaz.
Kazytc xx