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~home coming~

home again
yes i am
home again
the family is together
one more time

my little sister
is a good little sister
as little sisters go
short and plump
rosy cheeks
and tender very tender

mom wants to have a feast
for the home coming
so she tells me to
cut little sister into chunks

and

separate the intestines
and cube the butt and thigh meat
she will put some pork with it
and make some sausage

the rest she says to
liquefy in the blender
it will make good
gravy

the arms we will
bar b que
with lots of sauce
hot hot hot

crack open the skull
and empty the brain
it is excellent
with eggs and toast
and gravy

pickle the hands
and feet
they will go great
with onions and cucumbers
in the summer

and oh look
she was pregnant

darn you dad
hee hee

you sly fox you

pour some cream
add some strawberries
we have dessert now

dont forget about
next year mom tells
me as im leaving

and

dont worry about bringing
anything

just you will do fine

Author notes

ah nothing like quality time with the family you think?

Well, tell me about what you think.

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  • Dark Otter
    October 31, 2008
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    Wow!


  • ennovy silver member
    September 3, 2008

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    well she just as weird as her Dad. But if I was her I would not be returning for the next meal....being she will be on the menu am sure.....eerie tale, but lots of fun......gave me the shivers...novy





  • badnovocaine
    September 3, 2008

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    Haha thats funny. You know when i first read this poem i thought it was going to be about like spending time with family and stuff like that. Boy was i mislead! Nice lol made me laugh. I like this poem. You rock.