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The Joke Master

You say you want
something to cheer you
up,
Well come sit down
right beside me
and take a sip from
my humor cup.

I tell you no lies
My friend,
I'm the joke master and
they'll come at you
Like there is no end.

A joke about a cowboy,
an alien,a duck,or a nun
Whatever you ask,
I will tell you a funny
for it's not a hard task.

Now just for you in the
authors notes,
This joke master will tell
you a joke and again
she turns and gloats.




Author notes



A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.
She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party"

A contest entry

Just a lil something to cheer ya up.

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Comments

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  • misticmoonlite gold member
    May 12

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    lol, this was cute to start,but notes are very well put into a humor, poor cabbie ,lol
    thank you for this entry
    good luck
    Linda


  • Anonymous Spark
    March 22

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    OK YOU GOT ME THERE
    HOW DARE YOU WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THAT WILL MAKE ME SWEAR NEVER TO LAUGH AGAIN

    FANTASTIC WRITE
    I LOVED IT ALOT


    • Jade.Butterfly gold member
      March 22
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      Sorry, but i am glad you liked it !
      oh dear me,, i had almost forgot i wrote this until i was searching through my poems!
      hehehe


  • Autumn Whisper
    September 2, 2008

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    Very funny My.Green.Canvas - well, the joke in the author's notes - I loved it, it was wicked. That Kevin obviously really got into the character
    Great work
    good luck in the contest
    best wishes as always
    Autumn Whisper

    • Jade.Butterfly gold member
      September 2, 2008
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      Thank you for commenting.
      And yes he sure did get into character.
      I bet the cab driver was astounded after he told him that
      I am glad you enjoyed this..
      And thanks for the luck.
      -Mandi


  • whiterabbit.
    August 31, 2008

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    I really enjoyed this. It was cute and funny and the joke in the author's notes made me laugh. Thank you for entering my contest

    • Jade.Butterfly gold member
      August 31, 2008
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      You are very welcome.
      Just thought i would try and cheer you up a bit.
      I am glad you liked it.
      Thanks for commenting hun.
      -Mandi

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