Quoi?

Apple juice or orange juice?
I'm an apple juice man.

Are you a morning or night person?
I like the night better.  Mornings are the root of all evil.

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
Salty, anymore.

Ninjas or pirates?
Yo ho, yo ho, a Pirate's life for me!

Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.
Ninjas are cool, but they don't have the swagger that pirates have.

Autobots or Decepticons?
Quoi?

What was your favorite childhood television program?
Probably Looney Toons

Are you a collector of anything?
I collect intersting rocks, and I have almost the entire ocllection of the original Jurassic Park trading cards.

If you could be any animal, what would you be?
A weasel.  Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
X-ray vision.  Yeah, buddy!  Need I say more?

What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
I want that alarm clock to die.

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
What I have to do in the morning.

What's your favorite color?
Blue

What's your favorite animal?
Ants

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
Of course.  How pompous of man to entertain the idea that we are alone.

Do you believe in ghosts?
I've felt one.

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
Goldeneye on N64

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
A house, a car, college for the kids, debt, and the stock market.

Have any bad habits?
Speeding.  Gotta be speeding.

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
I gues that would have to be being a blood, finance, and sould sucking leech.

List 3 of your best personality traits:
I'm understanding, generous, and accepting.

List 3 of your worst personality traits:
I'm too passive for my own good, I can be lazy and a bit messy.

Have any celebrity crushes?
The clostest thing to a crush would have to be Amy Lee, of Evanescence

Why do you write poetry?
It calms me, lets me vent my emotions and it excercises my creative muscle.

What type of poetry are you best at writing?
Dark stuff, sometimes sad.

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
Gullibility

Any tattoos or piercings?
Nope, I hate needles.

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Her face.

What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
Kind, a bit of a Rebel.

What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
Snobbishness

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
Messy.

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
Haha! I don't see myself dating in the next five years!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Northwest Arkansas, or maybe Germany.  Ich liebe Hamhochs!

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
I'd have to see Austrailia.

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:
My buckt list? One would have to be skydiving.  Another is getting my private pilot's liscance.  I'd like to go to Afghanistan, which I may be getting to do next year.  I want to see Ramms+ein in concert.  System of a Down, too.

Name 1 regret you have:
Not going out with Whitney Smyth when I had the chance.

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
Playing with my brother Zac in Iowa.

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
Booze!

Name your top 5 favorite bands or singers:
System of a Down, Ramms+ein, Flogging Molly, Korn, Alkaline Trio

What's your favorite song of the moment?
Handelbar by Flobots

What's your favorite song of all time?
Chop Suey by System of a Down

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
Party hardy

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?
Watch the Cowboys or the Vikings!

Have any hidden talents?
Besides playing the Euphonium, and marching, no.

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
Cyanide and Barbecue sandwich.

What would be your dream job?
Forrest Ranger

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
True Love

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
I'd want $100M, true love, and good health for the both of us.

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
Haha!  No.  You couldn't pay me enough to give birth.  Screw that.

Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
I have self esteem issues.  At least I hope it doesn't show that blatantly.

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
Robert Edward.  After General Lee
Do you believe in the afterlife?
Yup.

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
I think all abortees should get a cookie, regardless of race.