Rub me on some cookin oil cause I ran out of loshin!
Empty tolet paper rolls can make a big comoshin
Duct tape works for everthing, keep some in yer car
New Wave means the color your wife put in her har
Energizer is what I do,to get her in the mood
Cause I won't ever git none with a bad attitude!
King of my trailer...I am such a cool dude!
Budweiser is fer drinkin, it even makes you smarter!
O mama's fat,our car is small, makes it hard to Carter!
You too may be a redneck! Boy!
Author notes
Adult humor. Jest havin fun here!
A contest entry
- Lovers Of Acrostics by OurGoldenYears Page.
675 points, ended August 31, 2008, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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HaHa!
This was so funny! Great acrostic! Living in the south for most of my life, I hear words like that all the time! Got to love the blue collar comedy that you used in this piece. Well done. Fun read!
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Nice !!
This was quite cute.
I like this very much.
Funny how you spell the "redneck" words.
I laugh at this because down here in Georgia almost all
the people talk that way. IN "Slang"
All in all nice write, funny poem.
-Mandi
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Great Acrostic!!!
Super job, friend! Love this one and its understated southern redneck way! Even the mis-spellings work just fine! Excellent work -- good luck in the contest -- BTW did you read my "Acrostic Acrostic?" -
LOL! This is cute!
Good luck to you with this fun
acrostic. I hope that you do
well with it in this contest!
Jeremy0826 -
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Thanks!
Silly but fun! Thanks for the well wishes. Best regards
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lol yesss
what humor ya have two, now spring intwo a brand nu
attitude, see wee all kan bee a redneck to
good entry
good luck in this contest!! Linda
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