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Apple juice or orange juice?
Orange juice, with a little Vodka for kicks.

Are you a morning or night person?
Nocturnal as a bat...not an old bat, but one of the middle-aged variety.

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
Sweet and salty walk hand in hand and, between you and me, I caught them making out.

Ninjas or pirates?
Ninjas.....they have more teeth.

Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.
While Pirates are without a doubt spendiferously fantastic, I mean, c'mon, they have swords and rum....I would still have to go with ninjas. Why? Partially because they have throwing stars, amazing acrobatics, and can disappear with the toss of a smoke bomb, but mostly because I AM A NINJA!

Autobots or Decepticons?
While I'm generally on the side of the good guys, I have to go with the Decepticons this time because Optimus Prime is freakin bad a#@ man!

What was your favorite childhood television program?
When I was a child I only had a wind-up toy television, so I guess the scene with the merry-go-round??

Are you a collector of anything?
I collect turtles, they're a lot like me...small and slow moving.

If you could be any animal, what would you be?
I'd be a Liger...they're the coolest animal on earth...Gosh!

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Telekenesis, no smart-ass would walk away unscathed.

What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
Way to go Sun, you did it again!

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
Did I set the alarm? What was that? Cheez-its are good. There's a bear in my bed! Damn snoring! 100 naked gnomes doing the limbo. Shut up brain!

What's your favorite color?
Green.....green grass, green money, green beans

What's your favorite animal?
Turtles

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
Kinda. I had a dream once that a caboose was flying in the air with UFO lights on it. Weird.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Yeah, creepy lil things.

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
I played Zelda The Ocarina of Time until my thumbs were near bleeding and the bags under my eyes literally looked like luggage.

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
Peeps, not the marshmallow kind, but my peeps.

Have any bad habits?
Procrastination is my middle name.

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
When people put dishes in the sink without scraping them first...yuck!

List 3 of your best personality traits:
Compassion, Passion, and Humor

List 3 of your worst personality traits:
procrastination, indecisiveness, and trying to see the good in people who really have none.

Have any celebrity crushes?
Jim Caviezel & Owen Wilson

Why do you write poetry?
"I write for the same reason that I breathe; because if I didn't, I would die" - Isaac Asimov

What type of poetry are you best at writing?
Rhyming....love gone bad and angst

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
The length of time of which it takes me to let go of the past.

Any tattoos or piercings?
Just the ears

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
The way they behave around others of their gender.

What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
Intelligence, emotional maturity, compassion, and then how much they make me drool on myself.

What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
Selfishness and inconsideracy

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
I'm kinda clessy

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
No, I see myself continuing to live in sin with my boyfriend.

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
I told ya, I'm clessy!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
On my own private island with all of my loved ones.

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
I'd be tippin back a fine ale in an Irish pub

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:
Find the place where lost socks go
Buy a house
Prove that my ex is bigfoot
Sip a Mai Tai on an exotic island
Manage to not screw it all up when it's done

Name 1 regret you have:
That my foresight has never been as good as my hindsight

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
The wide-eyed innocence of it all.....and being able to blame everything on my sister.

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
No longer standing outside a liquor store bribing transients to buy my alcohol.

Name your top 5 favorite bands or singers:
Counting Crows
Pink Floyd
Aretha Franklin
Janis Joplin
Prince

What's your favorite song of the moment?
Chasing Pavements

What's your favorite song of all time?
"No Rain" by Blind Melon

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
Good music, good beer, and good friends

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?
Sleep and cuddle

Have any hidden talents?
Ok, seriously, I play a mean fart straw! You slightly moisten your armpit and put a straw in there and blow. I can play real songs man!

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
Tri-tip, twice baked potatoes, asparagus, tiramisu and enough booze to knock me out through whole thing.

What would be your dream job?
In dreams there would be no job, but I guess I'd have to say being a writer.

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
Great, make me reveal my sappy weakness! True love dangit!

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
1. Balance in the world's population in all aspects (food, money, etc.)
2. That being a player was never and will never be considered heroic or a good idea.
3. That the people who invented and promoted pay-by-the-minute port-a-potty's would develop explosive diarrhea while downtown with an empty wallet.

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
Never, I couldn't handle the "they're stickin to my leg" thing. The constant "shifting and changing" thing is nuts! No pun intended.

Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
I make faces at them when they aren't looking.

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
Sheeza Keeper

Do you believe in the afterlife?
I hope so, it's all I've got to look forward to.

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
I prefer peanut butter cookies with my abortions.