I am OBAMA BIN BANANA, the sexy soopa-man from Zimbabwe, currently residing in London (England you betcha) where I am adding to notches on my mighty trouser-snake by waggling my glorious butt in night club emporia of Soho (sexy heart of Swinging London, yessirree) every night and driving mad all Essex girlies who come up for good time from Dagenham and suchlike council highrise places with handbag full of condoms and Ecstasy and that is just what I give them with my big zipper-buster. Yeah man.
Also I am cultural person with degree in media studies from Harare University and I write hot love poetry, enough to make yo' panties melt. Watch out I will be posting some real horny adult stuff to make you all excited soon!
I am great Zimbabwean lover and sex-machine. One you try me out, girls, you don't want no second rate fellas as they not having my EQUIPMENT! Nor got enough stamina like me (from eating bush meat) to satisfy you and make you scream with joy! Groovy!
Some people confuse me with other studs who more famous than me. Easy enough mistake, yessir. However, that American guy is distant cousin from Kenya and Hawaii (man you should see me in my hula skirt, unfortunately straw skirt is not long enough for decency so I give up wearing that fashion) I am thinking. Other similar name relative is from Saudi-Afghan side of family, black sheep of family (well, more like coffee colour, is truth). One thing all my family got in common is staying power: what I do to girls all over the place is same thing as Cousin Obie do to Republicans and Cousin Osamy do to everyone else.
Here's a poem I wrote about myself. It showing my supreme rhymin' talent and go well to a rapping beat:
First of all, hello from me to you all
I am Obama Bin Banana, lover extraordinary,
Sex dynamo appointed by great Jehovah,
Hung like rhinoceros in colour monochromary.
Second up on the blocks, let me tell you,
I am distant relative of saucy politico-fella Obama
Who wants to be next president of USA,
(likely to be assassinated, despite he such a charmer).
Third point you want to make good note of
Is I also remotely linked to towelhead dude Mr Laden
Who earned his place in history sure enough
By making aircraft land with bang in Pentagon's garden.
So, I am Zimbabwean lust-giant Obama of amatory fame
And muscular long-endurance lover of immense renown
Come to Europe on Don Giovanni love-adventure:
Going to **** damn near every woman in London Town!
My motto is "This way girls, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!"
I am in the groups: Sex Machine, Sexy Dudes, Six foot high and Seven inches.
Adding your comment:
i applaud you for your entertaining value.
. Rewarded 6
AND you are SO FAR OUT Funny!...and I have to go to bed now and I will have crazy dreams all night and it's your fault! 
You have convinced me how amazingly talented you are because you are off the charts for inventive FUNNNNY! 
Great fun from start to finish! I'm glad I stumbled across this! 
