... Against your fucking face.
Then a stale cigarette, and sex with
A blow up doll that I keep next to
The muddy boots in my closet.
Author notes
For EMO saturated asshats that think
Being emotional is something altogether NEW!
And For pot heads that are so stupid pot probably wont ever get
legalized for the rest of us 'mature' poets, or the sick and dying.
because they are too busy pretending to be half baked when they
were totally baked to begin with before they even started smoking pot. Baked on bad genetics and low IQs. I smoke pot daily, and I'm in Mensa, roach that Crappo.
Written January 17th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- interesting ways to die by CharliesAngel.
300 points, ended November 25, 2005, 7 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Very twisted sense of humor you have here! If ever this corpse should be me, my only request is that you keep that whole sex scenerio limited to that blow up doll.
Sarah -
Great poem, not sure why you entered the contest though, doesn't really fit. Though I have to say I agree with your sentiment for the most part. People should write what they feel about life, not what everyone else say's they should. Life is harsh, rise above it.
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on fucking point. shovel emo venus in furs.
lights a joint. sips tea. racks brain over stolen MENSA puzzle book. loses self in unfulfilled past.
Thems the rules, s' Massa
I's just-a follow them -
The irony is so compressed, and poignant...
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neat. way to make the whinning bastards put their tails b/t their legs and run away crying.
i swear to god, if i see one more "everyone hates me/my life sucks" poem i'm going to start an emo kid slaughtering.
good luck in the contest! -
This is nuts. I love it. Plus the background... it goes with this perfectly.
This is the kind of thing I wanted. I said "emo" on my contest because I was really hoping I'd get rid of the writers who only right the same trite things I've heard a million times before and write something from their own experience.
Or something completely original from their head.
And I know you did one of the two, whether this be truly an experience of yours or it be just random thoughts, and I thank you for that.
This was amazing. -
This is really funny!!
WOW
I wouldnt want a shovel in my face...ouchy!!
This is just plain silly!!
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<--when you dont got words, smileys come through in the clutch.
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LOL!!!GReat job! Absolutely fabulous!Short and sweet,just the way I like 'em.God Bless,Patty
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lol,i liked this,great job
short and too the point,poifect 
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Creative
LOL. Loved this! And in your author comments: "they
were totally baked to begin with before they even started smoking pot. Baked on bad genetics and low IQs"...that is so incredibly true...Enjoyed this much. Thanks for sharing! I hope the AP po-po's (police) don't resort to deleting this!!! ~PeAcE~
PoeticEuphoria
~Loved the bockground!
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funny, pot usually makes me more creative instead of turning me into a dumbass...
quite angry, quite funny....well done.
Nyx... -
Lol.... you tell 'em I find this to be quite amusing, yet I bet it hits home for a lot of people out there.
Good write, short and ..ummmm.... yeah
Dee -
lol, I just moved it.
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this..........is .......very......funny........but man.....it's so.....funny.......with the smileys......and like....I think.....and hope....the poetrypolice.....dont.......make you delete it............cause ...oh you get it.
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I love you. Let's get gay.
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Artistic Rage
Would that be Mensa, Tennesee?
I've never really considered it before, but blowing up the doll prior to initiating vinyl penetration is akin to actually performing the female foreplay in absentia. I am constantly amazed at the underlying themes to be found within the banalities of common phrases ... do you suppose there's a quantum chrono synchronicity at work here?
Nah. I don't either.
This is obviously an angry retort to another poet's (I can extrapolate the target given the wind direction and rough bearing) ranting.
The saving grace of this is that it represents anger in an artistic sense rather than animalistic posturing.
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