Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read • Contests • Groups • Learn • Forums • Store • Help
 

Irony (not a poem)


The English spoken in Britain and the English spoken in America.
 
In England, if you step OFF the pavement you get run over by a lorry.
 
In America, if you step ONTO the pavement you get hit by a truck.
 
 
 

Author notes

Prompt: to select two things ironically similar but different.

A contest entry

    : , Your review:

    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
    : no Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have (?)

Comments

1 - 13 of 13

  • deercatcher
    September 7, 2008

    Edit | Reply
    Anyone who meets the afore mentioned standards needs to have their genes removed from the pool.

    At a road block in Northern Ireland, "Mam, What have ye in ye boot?" "Me foot!"

    • Mairi bheag gold member
      September 7, 2008
      Edit | Reply
      my genes are by the side of the pool, on a recliner, being brought cool drinks by a cool blonde in heels. My genes are the ones with the Silhouette Titanium 8568s and the laconic expression...



  • Amera gold member
    August 30, 2008
    Edit | Reply

    LOL

    How true


  • Tirrell
    August 28, 2008

    Edit | Reply
    depends on who's driving....(kidding)
    But seriously I just saw a woman on the evening news that pulled out of her driveway, slammed the gass and wound up half way up and into her neighbors house...
    I like the irony, just not on my tv news... Excellent and ironic comparison.

  • chordphrute
    August 28, 2008
    Edit | Reply
    er....only you.

  • Melodies gold member
    August 28, 2008
    Edit | Reply

    OH MY GOSH...

    This is jolly well true! How astute of you, good poet person. I thought about it and it went right into my brain.


    • Mairi bheag gold member
      August 28, 2008

      Edit | Reply
      And you have restored my faith in Americans. Over here America is referred to as "the irony-free zone"!
1 - 13 of 13