My crock pot, Karma,
charka of a lap top kazoo,
resembled a elephantine mule,
I used as a calendar microscope
for watching the pants priests polymer protagonists,
practicing dentistry upon a toadstool.
We all took a poll about poles,
to determine if bowls and bowels
were secretly cistern spittoons.
Raised a zipper foot on a television antennae,
so the sky wouldn't lose its underwear.
Did a canvas of a campus
in order to find out if they would caucus
about camouflage canvas conflagrations.
Danced around a pall at the mall
by the sounds of a rhetorical ballad of ballots,
where Little Miss Muffet,
leased floss for use in cleaning a crumpet,
which the electoral college of muttered collage
shoved it in a birthday cake called gnome.
Based on a bias of animus animation,
bemused bakers of brevity's buns,
sold a vote for things that bloat,
tying it to the behind of a jester clad goat.
Watching it all on my universal remote,
while it passed by in a parade as a root beer float.
No bleach to teach upon the capital beach,
because the grandstand is a pickle shaped as a sickle,
hidden up the nose till it glows
of an armadillo who is eating a pillow,
as he/she, unisex, alternative lifestyle,
sings the blues on a have a nice day cruise
unto the eleven o'clock news.
A contest entry
- RANdom conTEST uhh...now if you rearange the words....it's RAN con dom TEST!!! Yay!!!! by No longer in use.
300 points, ended September 2, 2008, 9 entries
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Comments
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haha a brilliant poem love the imagery charka of a computer and looking like a elephantine mule I love stanzas one-six good luck in the contest
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Well extremely fantastically done. Beautiful confusion and simple...well...how can I say it...politely....Ok...I'm just joking I don't have anything else. It is all in all confusion at it's best told in a way that is linear at worst. Thank you so very much for your entry and the confusing thought that I now have.
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excellent~
Once again you never fail to amaze me with your talent
Perfection as always
Best of luck in the contest
I have up a new one too drop by when ya can
Hugs
Your lil sis
Susan~~~
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