semi-serious answers to some real questions

Apple juice or orange juice? Apple juice for sure, for a lack of bladders cure!

Are you a morning or night person? Tiz the dusk that calls me, but close to morning too, see?

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?  I prefer all kinds, though sweet is best, and i enjoy milk, if it comes from a chest.

Ninjas or pirates? Arrrrrrr!

Ninjas vs pirates, discuss. Being a Pastafarian and Discordian, i must choose the side of chaos, especially creative disorder through laughter!

Autobots or Decepticons? Autobots

What was your favorite childhood television program? hmmm, sesame street?

Are you a collector of anything? yes, bad jokes!

If you could be any animal, what would you be? Black African panther for true, it's my Cherokee Clan and how i do what i do.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? flight

What is usually your first thought when you wake up? am i going to barf? or not?

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? sex

What's your favorite color? shades of blue

What's your favorite animal? cats, i love pussy.

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? to quote the movie "Contact," It'd surely be an awful big waste of space if we were alone.

Do you believe in ghosts? to a certain degree, i think of them as "imprints"

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? no

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on? i'd invest it in "Monthly Income Preferred Securities" so i'd have passive income to live on.

Have any bad habits? picking my damn nose, and i hate it!

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy? apologizing for every damn thing that happens around you. I hate martyrs.

List 3 of your best personality traits:
1.)Open minded
2.)Kind
3.)Giving

List 3 of your worst personality traits:
1.)No compassion
2.)Vengeful as hell
3.)Arrogant

Have any celebrity crushes? yup, Liv Tyler!

Why do you write poetry? to express myself while educating and entertaining.

What type of poetry are you best at writing? broken verse

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself: my weight, and i'm working on that one

Any tattoos or piercings? nope, too chicken.

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? boobs

What personality traits do you look for in a partner? artistic outlook, open mind, bisexuality, business mind, philosophical and spiritual tendencies.

What personality traits do you dislike in other people? self righteousness above all, but racism and sexism are right with it! They usually ride in the same cart anyways

Are you mostly a clean or messy person? messy

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years? already married, and looking to expand

Are you mostly a clean or messy person? just answered that.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Cherokee, North Carolina

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go? Japan

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:
1.)Publish my books
2.)Record at least 4-6 albums of music
3.)Find the perfect poly partner to expand marriage
4.)Have the kids turn out okay, so far so good
5.)Develop real wealth so i can help people.

Name 1 regret you have: not getting anal fissure surgery sooner. sucks to bleed when you strain on the pot and sucks worse not to be able to have anal sex

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid: freedom from responsibility

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult: being able to maker a difference in peoples lives

Name your top 5 favorite bands or singers:hmmm,
depeche mode, marilyn manson, moody blues, cradle of filth and the beatles above all

What's your favorite song of the moment? "Halo" by depeche mode

What's your favorite song of all time? "I Will" by the beatles

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? chill with friends or be with wife

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? sleep or read

Have any hidden talents? nope, exploring all i can

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
the heart of a 14 year old boy, ancient spells say it will grant eternal astral life, so i can haunt people.

What would be your dream job? being the owner, not an employee, at my own mortgage banking/real estate/financial planning/law firm

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love? got true love already, so the money would be great

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
1.)Polyamory legal in USA
2.)Reformed Church Of Satan grow and keep on after my death
3.)An end to racial discrimination

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why? yes, because then i'd be able to get more pussy as a lesbian!

Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
that i'm also bisexual

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? Anthony Joeseph Foster, i am the 5th cousin to Stephen Foster, songwriter of "Camptown Races" "O Susanana" "Old Folks At Home," etc.

Do you believe in the afterlife? yes, i believe in the happy hunting grounds of my people

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies? ROFL, it sucks to loose a batch after freaking hours of prep time and cooking!