Do you know the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man?
YES! The Muffin Man, the one that Lindsey made
With an orange peel mouth
and ham cube eyes
who kills in many ways
Oh, Oh! The Muffin Man!
With an american body
and cheddar hair
He's made of cheese
and other things
so you must beware!
He acts sweet at first
but he'll soon turn sour
if your slow, you'll be devoured
He's cold, he's ruthless
the pure definition of mean
and it's all because he's made of
CHEESE
A contest entry
- RANdom conTEST uhh...now if you rearange the words....it's RAN con dom TEST!!! Yay!!!! by No longer in use.
300 points, ended September 2, 2008, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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I don't know the Muffin Man, but if I spot him anywhere he's had it. Cheese is one of my favoritve foods. Great write. I enjoyed it very much. Good luck in the contest. Katie
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OH my GOSH!!! My cousin is the muffin man. HOW DID I NOT KNOW!!!... Every time I turn my back there he is with a cookie cutter planning each cut. Oh my how fun. You are the best. A wonderful poet from a wonderful poem....or...ok that would be weird. hahah... ANOTHER CONTEST IDEA!!!
"Let the poem write you!" oh dear. What fun.
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Lmao! Oh I love this! Sooooo random it's just brilliant. Great flow. Fabulous! Good luck in the contest.
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Rofl I loved you poem it made me laugh great job and I like how you used the song "the muffin man" ^,^ Amazing flow and ryhme
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