(Warning: contains jokes about pornography and other various adult topics)
My internet's broke
I can't get on the web
My homework won't get done
My GPA is dead
I'm gonna fail physics
Which sucks cause that's my major
No porn tonight
Cause I got no interweb
No internet porn
No amateur stuff
Ain't jackin off tonight
I don't get no happy ending
My mama thinks I'm gay
My father thinks it too
Sure they ain't never told me
But boy let me tell you
I heard my mama say
"Scott our son is a fag"
I'm gettin kinda bored
Just sittin outside
I'm gettin weird looks
From the people walkin by
I'll bet they're thinkin
"Why's that honkie playin blues?"
I'm gettin kinda thirsty
It's hard to sing like this
But I'm out of V8 Splash
There's nothin to wet my lips
I need somethin to drink
But I'm too lazy to go inside
Author notes
It's the blues, it ain't gotta all rhyme and shit. I was being stupid while doing this, but it was fun
Yeah, it's supposed to be weird
Comments
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Lol! I don't think you were being stupid I think you were just being random and sometimes being random is funny and this made me laugh especially when you said "Momma thinks I am gay and dad does too" and the porn thing was funny too and the title is very creative and unique and even when you don't internet you can always picture dirty things to jack off lol I like this poem its very good and humorous. its an enjoyable write so keep on writing or anything that comes to mind such as song writing like lyrics :] well once again great write
much love and blessing
~Maria~
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