Salt Therapy's Questions -My Answers.

Hah - fun stuff. Any questions, just ask me.

Apple juice or orange juice?
- But the milk keeps turning into orange juice!!!! *clocked by Edaniel*

Are you a morning or night person?
- Oh night. Definitely, night – I’m not even AWAKE for half of the day.

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
- I like Sweet&salty together, like bourbon chicken.

Ninjas or pirates?
-  I’m a Nirate, deary – don’t ask me to choose.

Ninjas vs
pirates, discuss.
- Ninjas: Asian, stealthy, magic, loners, throwing knives/stars, and awesome clothes.
Pirates: Live at sea, part of a crew, loud + crazy, swords, alcohol, and awesome clothes.

Autobots or Decepticons?
- Autobots – love that awesome yellow sports scar XD

What was your favorite childhood television program?
- LOL - the Big Comfy Couch.

Are you a collector of anything?
- Weird facts and cool junk-items.

If you could be any animal, what would you be?
- I would TOTALY be…a falcon. I wanna fly, baby.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
- Shape-shifter FTW

What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
- I am not capable of thought when I first wake up; it’s more like‘mmmmrroppgrak!’

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
- What a weird word ‘mmmmrroppgrak!’ is.

What's your favorite color?
- Bloooo

What's your favorite animal?
- Cats and snakes.

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
- Oh yeah. If we are the only ‘intelligent’ beings alive, I swear that I will kill myself.

Do you believe in ghosts?
-(POKE'MON REF?!) Yeah, but I don’t think that they’re the spirits of dead people.

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
- Poke’mon. The Poke’craze endured through all other fads.

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
- Everything!!!

Have any bad habits?
- Yeeeeah, I have a habit of really letting people have it when I’m having a bad day.

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
- GOD I hate it when people throw their cigarette butts out the car window. I just wanna get out and toss it back into the car. I also can’t stand when people only talk about themselves….

List 3 of your best personality traits:
- I’m a listener, not a talker.
- I’m good at figuring out exactly what to say to help people understand.
- When asked, I will tell you EXACTLY how I feel.

List 3 of your worst personality traits:
- I can/will be very, very, nasty whenever I like.
- I’m good at figuring out exactly what to say to ruin your life.
- I will never share how I really think with anybody.

Have any celebrity crushes?
- Keanu Reeves, Matt Damon, Val Kilmer. Have weird tastes, I know.

Why do you write poetry?
- It’s fun to encrypt my feelings so they can be taken a million different ways at a time.

What type of poetry are you best at writing?
- Free Verse – anyone can do that.

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
-  Well, my immediate reaction to this answer is “Nothing! I love myself!”, so maybe it should be how incredibly vain I am….

Any tattoos or piercings?
- Ears, planning for more on the ears and an eyebrow. 

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
- Aesthetics. Always the aesthetics…

What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
- Two things: That I will see him again when I die, and that he will never be bored of me.

What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
- When people are spoiled, I just wanna go and drop them in Mozambique for a few weeks. That’ll show ‘em who can survive without their cell-phone.

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
- My room is a monument to hurricane Katrina. 

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
- No. In fact, I don’t see myself staying with someone for more than 6 months at a time. I must be the worst girlfriend in the world…

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
- Somewhere warm and non-humid *damn you, Ohio!*

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
- The bottom of the ocean; with a flashlight. 

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:
- Skydive at least twice
- Be in a band
- Do something outrageously stupid in a formal setting (ex: wearing a banana suit to prom)
- Getting a 6-pack that doesn’t involve a beverage
- Die telling a death joke

Name 1 regret you have:
- …I can’t tell you that DX

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
- BOYS WITH BELTS

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
- When I hit that age, I will looove the freedom of being alive.

Name your top 5 favorite bands or singers:
- *laughs until blood squirts out of my eyes*

What's your favorite song of the moment?
- I’m currently addicted to “Would You Love A Monster Man” by Lordi, and “Toxic” by Blowsight

What's your favorite song of all time?
- *blood now squirts out of ears*

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
- Wasting time messing around with friends in the Game Store parking lot - I miss that so much!!!

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?
- Go to confirmation and be with the church kids.

Have any hidden talents?
- I find it easy to figure out what people are thinking…it’s just written all over their face.

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
- Everything my mom has ever told me would make me fat.

What would be your dream job?
- To be PAID to lie on a perpetually 95*F, sunny, childless, beach with good-looking guys paying obscene amounts of attention to me and cracking jokes about everything, while a group of highly trained specialists work out new innovative ways to be nice to me. Also present would be all of my favorite bands wanting to hang out with me, an endless supply of fine Italian cuisine, and the national guard armed with fully-automatics telling anyone excessively noisy, stupid, or generally wasting oxygen to get off of my planet…we would all be in designer swim-suits, and I would be paid to do this at 5million dollars a month, in cash.

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
- $100,000,000,000

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
- To have everyone suddenly realize how cool Jesus is
- To talk all of my friends into working with me at my dream job
- To stop aging at 25

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
- When I learned about having kids, I wanted to be a guy instead XDDD But now I love being female – I’d never have it any other way.

Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
- I’m actually boy-crazy. *shot* 

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
- Axelle…it suits me. If I’m ever in a famous band, it’ll be my stage name.

Do you believe in the afterlife?
- Yepp. Being Christian will do that to ‘ya.

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
- Save the cookies – stop abortion! Except if they’re oatmeal…ew.