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Bubba

Bubba was not the pretentious sort
though his grandpa once owned a trailer park.

 

Bubba was prone to serve his stories with butter.

His life was full of fish tales to make dogs snort
like when he claimed he caught himself a shark
but then  released it back into the town gutter.

 

 

I remember his first attempt at poetry
one lazy summer beneath a rotted tree...


The  poem was titled, "Fishes rhymes with wishes"
dedicated to a local girl who happened to wash dishes.

Well, bad rhyme did something to that heart of Trisha's.
They ran off together the very next hunting season
and the town is now less colorful for that very reason.



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  • Cannonsfire
    August 28, 2008

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    lol Well this is a little ditty to make you chuckle...well done bro


  • xCandieKissesx
    August 28, 2008
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    Bubba was prone to serve his stories with butter.
    His life was full of fish tales to make dogs snort
    like when he claimed he caught himself a shark
    but then released it back into the town gutter.

    Very funny piece you have written here! I love this part the most because it's just so damn funny! I seriously can't stop laughing! Great job and good luck!

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    August 28, 2008
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    rotflmao