Just for laughs and to put a smile upon your face,
I give to you the story of an old married couple playing fart football…
No sooner than their heads had hit the pillows,
The old man breaks wind…
‘Seven Points.’
‘What in the world was that?’ His wife asks rolling over.
‘It’s fart football!’ he replies.
Five minutes later, his wife lets one rip…
‘Touchdown, tie score!’
Five minutes later,
The old man lets another go…
‘Ha! I’m ahead 14 to 7.’
Not to be out done, she rips another…
‘Touchdown, tie score!’
A few seconds slide by,
She lets out a squeaker…
‘Field goal! I lead 17 to 14.’
The pressure is on…
He refuses to be beaten by a woman,
He strains really hard…
Defeat is totally unacceptable.
He gives it everything he’s got
And craps in the bed…
‘What in the heck was that?’ She asks.
‘Half time! Switch sides!’
Author notes
I hope this rib tickler puts a smile on your face and gives you a laugh! It's based upon an e-mail I received recently. Tkae care and SMILE!
A contest entry
- I Need Smiles = ) by StormGoddess.
650 points, ended September 18, 2008, 9 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Give me something - ANYTHING - happy!!! by WednesdayJade.
700 points, ended May 3, 27 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - ANYTHING GOES BUT YOU MUST MAKE ME LAUGH by Juno101.
460 points, ended November 29, 94 entries
• next poem in this contest, • Add to finalists list, or remove from contest
Comments
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A real LOL
Ok, this is one of the very few times I have read something and actually laughed out loud...I loved it...It was very clever, well written, and quite honestly cute
Thanks for the laugh I needed it
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The title of this made me think this would be so stupid but this is the first poem in the contest to make me actually chuckle.
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Well thank you. I am glad to bring a little laughter into sosmeone's life. That's why I wrote it. Keep on reading and good luck in judging the contest.
~Donna~
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That is definitely a nice read for a laugh.
Great job!
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You are welcome! I hope you had a good laugh! Take care and thanks for reading, commenting and applauding. I appreciate it.
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You are welcome! I hope you had a good laugh! Take care and thanks for reading, commenting and applauding. I appreciate it.
~Donna~
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Hahahaha.... I needed a laugh and this is definitley a laugh. This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Great write
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Thank you. I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment. Take care. love and hugs...
~Donna~
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haha omg Donna this one has got to be the funniest poem i have read in a long time. i really like it, it made me smile the hole time reading it. good job!!!!! good job in winning silver
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Hey Cayley,
I'm glad you liked it! Most people usually do. Thank you for reading, comenting and applauding. I appreciate it. Take care. Love and hugs...
~Donna~
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HILARIOUS!!!
Hey sis! It's been a while since I've been on AP to read anything new by my friends, sorry about that but this has got to be the funniest thing I have read in a LOOOOONG time! Thanks for the laugh, I've been in need of a good laugh for a while now. It had me laughing so hard my cheeks and sides hurt now. I hope all is well with you sis, haven't been able to catch up with you in a while. Well I better be going take care sis. Lots of love and hugs to ya!
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Hey Ash,
It's been awhile since I've been on the IM's to talk. I am glad you had a good laugh with this. Laughing is something we should do every day. Just to keep some humor in our lives. All is going well in my life. I'm working on the third book... as soon as the other poets involved get me their poems... the project will be finished and going to editing. By next summer I hope to have this one published.
You take care as well. Love and hugs to you...
~Donna~
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Oh my good God! Now that had me laughing. And I needed it. Considering I think I finally just got the real gist of football (thanks to this sweet person who took the time to actually explain the plays to me) this makes it even funnier. OMG, thank you for entering and good luck. Storm
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Storm,
That's what I wanted to hear! You are welcome for entering. I amm glad you finally got the gist of football! LOL! Take care. Love and hugs...
~Donna~
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OMG!!!
I'll never watch another half-time the same again!!!
Ewwwwwwwww!!!!! (turnes head, holds nose - runs out of the room)
Whew! Now don't go giving my Flannel Queen any ideas!
LOL
Hillarious!!!
Best to you in the contest neighbor!
Tang
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LOL! You know me... I never watch football anyway! It would a stinky half time in this case. LOL! Thanks neighbor. keep the ink flowing yourself! Love and hugs...
~Donna~
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This is really funny (and just slightly disturbing.) Best of luck in the contest; it definitely put a smile on my face, and good humorous pieces are hard to come by.
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Thank you! Definitely a rib tickler! I am glad that you stopped in to read, comment and applaud. i appreciate it. I hope this puts a smile upon her face. Thanks again.
~Donna~
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Must everything be a competition between the sexes...lol
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LOL. omg donna this is hilarious. I think i've seen this email maybe, but its been a while.
definatly got some laughs here.
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Yeah, I think I had seen it before as well. Decided it would make a great poem. Glad it tickled your funny bone! Take care. Love ans hugs...
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LOL! I think it always seems that way...
Thanks for stopping in to read and comment.
~Donna~
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lol I am sure it will put a smile on anyones face that reads this.
Best of luck to you in the contest.
Blessings.
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Tearz,
Thanks for stopping in to read and comment. I appreciate it! Yeah, i am sure this will put a smile on anyone's face who reads it. Thanks again. Love and hugs...
~Donna~
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