Smile? What are they thinking?
Look what they’ve got us wearing!
I think our owners have gone crazy
if this is their idea of caring.
They dress us up and pose us
and they think that it’s real cute.
You get to be a pilgrim and
I’m stuffed in an Indian suit.
Say cat, why am I always cast as the Indian?
That’s easy, says the cat, who else could be a purry-tin?
Author notes
purry-tin (puritan for those who don’t get bad puns 
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Prompt: Picture
Picture Credit: www.totalmania.net
10 lines
A contest entry
- 10,000 POINTS ~ LANDSLIDE HUMOR - WHO IS THE FUNNIEST POET ON AP? ROUNDS CONTEST ~ 5th contest on the brighter side of life! ~#112~ PLEASE LOOK INSIDE by Roaddog Wolf.
475 points, ended September 4, 2008, 7 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Critical Comments Always Welcome but I Won't Turn Down Fluffy One's Either :D
Comments
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funny you really
did well on the purry-tin thought that was clever
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ouch! : Iams biased (pet food brand)
Equally ghastly pun. (channels Jewish Mother) Who did this and why bother?! Oy vey is mir the world's going even stupider on me! Why did I ever leave Brooklyn?! ("Are you sure that map is right, young man?") -
Oh, but you are so good at the bad puns! Good luck in the contest.
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Haha, this one is a really funny one. And the photo! its so cute and you can almost see a unpleasent grin on the cat!
Best of luck!
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awesome poem, love it. i don't really like it when tehy dress animals up like that..make them human...they aren't..they are animals and should be respected as animals...i think it is cruel tbh. anywho really incredible write and so funny..
all the best in the contest xxx
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