Q&a

Apple juice or orange juice? Both I show no favoritism with my juice

Are you a morning or night person? There is a morning?

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods? Sweet for sure

Ninjas or pirates? Ninjas come on they make better movies people

Ninjas vs. pirates, discuss. Ninja's as they have weapons and are good at that kunfu jet li stuff what do pirates have one leg one eye and a gay ass parrot

Autobots or Decepticons? Autobots a hot car that can blow shit up I am a man after all


What was your favorite childhood television program? Alvin and the chipmunks (don't you people judge me)

Are you a collector of anything? Lol big time umm wrestling stuff, horror stuff, guitars, Anime dvds (once again don't you people judge me,) pens lol, dvds in general, (wow I need a life)

If you could be any animal, what would you be? An orangutan they look cool and i kind of resemble one already so that helps.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? To be able to make money (dam boss will get his then)

What is usually your first thought when you wake up? What will i have for dinner

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? Women mostly naked ( yep I am going to hell)

What's your favorite color? Blue calm soothing something I am not so I want to try and corrupt it a little

What's your favorite animal? Dog they give so much ask so little

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? Why the hell did you ask that question someone tip you off about me?

Do you believe in ghosts? Sure do I have seen Ghostbusters

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? Pac land old but a goody

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on? Family make sure there comfortable then maybe a house for myself,

Have any bad habits? Bite my nails, swear a lot when upset usual stuff

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy? Nail biting sometimes i bite to low dam hurts afterwards

List 3 of your best personality traits: big heart, can make anyone laugh, good listener

List 3 of your worst personality traits: am a grump when sick, short temper if having a bad day, easily led by women.

Have any celebrity crushes? Alica Silverstone, Katherine Heigl, any of them 2 under my xmas tree would be nice or both :-)

Why do you write poetry? As a release I have had a shitty life never been a real good talker so I tell it in poem and when I do it feels so good people can relate and for a while I am not alone.

What type of poetry are you best at writing? Any I am open to anything from sad, personal, erotic, humor, horror, I just have an open mind, great imagination.

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself: Weight I put on a bit but screw it i like to eat.


Any tattoos or piercings? Left ear, eyebrow, lip, one tattoo on arm for my grandfather who past, first tat and the guy screwed it up there is a D in grandfather people.

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? Humor you need that I hate a girl that is all serous, dated one she was so up tight you stuck a lump of coal up her ass 48 hours you would have a diamond.

What personality traits do you look for in a partner? Humor, honesty, truthful,

What personality traits do you dislike in other people? People who think looks are it people like these I call the rose pretty to look at for a while but as the rose gets older it is not so pretty, if you have a good heart that is eternal.

Are you mostly a clean or messy person? Oh god clean I am so anal like that hate things out of place but at the moment I am pretty messy car ain't been washed in months, trying life on the dark side.

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years? Doubt I ever will

Are you mostly a clean or messy person? You asked this twice lol

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Canada or England

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go? America Disneyland, and stuff I want to see a hockey game watch someone get there tooth knocked out, go to a wrestling match yell at wrestlers if I was not such a wimp i would kick the shit out of you.

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list: Get rich, own home, Married maybe, have a kid, love him or her with all my heart.

Name 1 regret you have: letting the one I really loved go

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid: the dare: devil now my own shadow scares me

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult: Getting on the big boy rides pointing and laughing at the kids that can't, snot nose little punks I know someday they will be my boss.

Name your top 5 favorite bands or singers: Maroon 5, Gwen Stefani, Dire Straits, Eminem ( the man speaks truth if you listen hard enough) Greenday

What's your favorite song of the moment? Sultans Of Swing Dire Straits

What's your favorite song of all time? As above

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? Play Pool or chill with friends have coffee go movies.

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? Sit back relax with my guitar

Have any hidden talents? Lots will I name them no lol have to keep a little mystery about myself.

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal? A Lepricuan as they try to find me one it will keep me from making that walk for a while right (dam straight mother never raised no fool)

What would be your dream job? Bill Gates rich little nerd.

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love? God don't make me choose, well if my true love came back i would take that true love when I am dieing i doubt the money would feel as good as having someone that loves you holding your hand.

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? Riches, For every culture to get along, Alica Silverstone, and Katherine Heigl under my xmas tree

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why? No Women would have it hard and being a man i can admit women have it worse then men do.

Name 1 thing not many people know about you: I am pretty open with everyone if they asked me something I would tell them got no reason to tell a lie person does not like you for you not worth ya time.

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to? Batman

Do you believe in the afterlife? Sure I do sometimes you see people on the street never met them before but you could swear you knew them from somewhere

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies? Ok odd question but yea cookies I like mine chocolate chip