He says he is a man
A man named Matthew
Who likes Charlie Chaplin
And Chocolate Passion Fruit Popsicles
But is he a woman?
A woman named Matilda?
Who likes Brad Pitt?
And LIKES Chocolate Passion Fruit Popsicles? (If you know what I mean)
Not all is as it seems
So is Matthew a girl,
Who just plays a joke on us all
By telling us he's a man?
This all could be a possibility
The internet makes it easy to meet people
People from all round the world
Who could easily lie to everyone
I guess I'll be left
To ponder this for a while
That is, until he comes over
Then I'll be able to tell if he's man or woman
Oh, I gotta go
Someone's here
Guess I'll find out now
If he's Matthew or Matilda
Author notes
5. "For most of history, Anonymous was a woman" -Virginia Wolf. One of my friends on here (Soon To Be Dead), when I met him, his name was Anonymus. This quote reminded me of him and I had to make fun of him a bit. It's a complete joke. But I guess I never will know if he's a man or a woman. Unless he comes over tonight 
Just kidding. 
Love you!!
A contest entry
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Comments
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Hahahaa... well expressed w.r.t internet and chat rooms....
... and I have a problem too.... this being an anonymous contest for me... I don't as well know whether you are man or woman.
Thank you for participation. Good luck
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Well. I need a street, House number, phone number, pronto.
I love the poem. It's so cute and wonderful. I love it.
And please don't tell the truth to know one.
But seems you don't know so. YaY!
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Haha, I like the bit about popsicles. But but.. He called me pretty.. Was I hit on by a girl then? Haha, good luck matage.
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