If it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have not a bit
and this was proven to me when my world turned to

.
It’s not all that far from the top of the heap
down to the gutter – it’s a small push or leap.
Between lawyers and family and just plain old greed
my wealth quickly departed with amazing speed.
What money remained was soon under duress
and sucked into a black hole called the “I.R.S.”
By the time all the leeches had sucked up my blood,
I was left with five dollars and my dog named “Bud”.
Well, the last of my money just got up and went,
It’s just me and the dog by a stream in a tent.
I invested in K-Mart, I blew the whole roll
on a three dollar and ninety five cent fishing pole.
There’s fish on the fire and Bud at my feet -
with food and a friend, my life is complete.
And it came to me, sitting here by this stream,
you’re extremely rich when you’re living your dream.
Prompt: PUT YOURSELF IN THE PLACE OF A PERSON who is ornery enough to be considered old, been through a lot of crap in your day, "yadda yadda...lost my house, my car, my dog and "my wife ran off with a Willis Shaw driver, yadda..." whatever, but you have been down before, but things are thin. You've become unable to pay you bills, your basically a trustworthy good hearted soul, and there’s nothing you can do about it; you’re going to lose the roof over your head, you’ll have to find a place and a way to take everything you own wherever you’re going to store it, In other words, life is sucking the chrome off your toaster and making chromeless homeless bumper stickers, saying, "Love your toast".
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