In Galaxy far away, a party Yoda did stop by
last night with Jedi friends at Delta Sigma Chi.
The cherry punch Obi Wan recommended,
but the keg Yoda spied, “Played beer pong times before”
Yoda blatantly lied.
A frat boy named Joe next to Yoda played
across a Keystone-coated table, a shot was made.
Short he was, could not see – threw the
ball and missed did he.
Drank did Yoda, fast and quick,
Drunk he was, drunk and sick.
Pong was lost. Black out... Yoda might.
The force is strong, young Jedi,
but not as strong as Keystone Light.
Author notes
Sorry about the rhyme... I know it's not complex rhyme, & everybody uses words like "he" and "night" - but Yoda speak is harder to work with. 
. & I really wanted to write a poem Yoda-style. I dedicate this poem to my return to college.
A contest entry
- Yoda Poetry by Mallig.
1050 points, ended September 7, 2008, 8 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
WTF?
Comments
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I heard a different story. He made the keg float as the beer was funneled down his throat. After wards he burped the alphabets and slipped a few cheerleaders some ruffies. Write on.
Dez
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LOL a different side of Yoda! I thought the rhyme worked great with the humor. Funny lines
"Drank did Yoda, fast and quick,
Drunk he was, drunk and sick." Thanks for this entry, and best of luck in college!
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"The force is strong, young Jedi,
but not as strong as Keystone Light."
bwahahahahahaha!
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