All about Me questionaire

Apple juice or orange juice?
Definately orange

Are you a morning or night person?
Night person.... Don't ever wake me up...unless you like bad language used in an excessively liberal way.

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
Sweet..... hense.. I am not exactly thin.

Ninjas or pirates?
mmmm... pirates.

Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.
well pirates don't care who you are, they will have a go, and tell you to your face they are gonna kick your arse. Ninjas... the sneaky short arse gits, do it before you know they are there.... pirates, therefore, have balls.

Autobots or Decepticons?
Autobots.... they always win... (forced to watch it with 3 brothers)

What was your favorite childhood television program? Dungeons and dragons (it was brilliant)

Are you a collector of anything?
wooden puzzles and semi precious stones (mother of pearl, rose quartz etc)

If you could be any animal, what would you be?
A wolf

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Telekonesis

What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
Toilet!

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
That was good...."snore" lol

What's your favorite color?
Teal

What's your favorite animal?
the wolf

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
Yes... and you would too if you met my family lol

Do you believe in ghosts?
Never saw one....would be the fastest thing on two legs if I did. So I don't know.

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
Yes... at the moment MarioKart Wii

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
Clothes and a holiday... possibly a car....or maybe sucking the fat right outta my fat arse lol

Have any bad habits?
I swear alot

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
People who bite there nails, and crack their fingers... urgh!

List 3 of your best personality traits:
Up for a laugh
trustworthy
non-judgemental

List 3 of your worst personality traits:
Can be bad tempered when pushed to far (takes alot)

Have any celebrity crushes?
ooo Gil Grissom from csi (dont know his real name.... don't frankly care lol)

Why do you write poetry?
Because out of every thing I have done in my life it is the one thing i was ever told i was good at.... also i could take the piss outta my family and not get grounded lol

What type of poetry are you best at writing?
Funny stuff... definately

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
My arse... its huge...i would like i smaller plz.

Any tattoos or piercings?
ears pierced and one tattoo on top of my right arm of a black rose.

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
The bulge... you know we check it out!

What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
Must make me laugh.

What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
Liars, theives, no sense of humour and people who don't admit to checking the bulge

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
Clean

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
maybe...

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
clean... unless you mean in my mind... in that case...sheer filthy hehehe.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
alaska... it looks beautiful

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
China, it looks interesting and full of authenticity

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:
Get my photo taken on the great wall of china
Swim with manatees
Attend an opera
drive a car
get the fat off my arse

Name 1 regret you have:
Not sticking to getting the fat off my arse

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
no worries...that was my parents problem

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
I can eat the peanut butter outta the jar.

Name your top 5 favorite bands or singers:
This is a hard one but here goes...
Andrea bocelli
Bond
bon jovi
rhianna
The bee gees

What's your favorite song of the moment?
Rhianna - Disturbia

What's your favorite song of all time?
Andrea bocelli - Canto della terra

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
beat the crap outta me boyfriend on mariokart wii

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?
Same thing lol

Have any hidden talents?
Nope they are hidden so well i havent discovered them yet.

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
mmmm we don't have the death penalty here.... but if we did....mmmm....
I've got it....popcorn seeds! lol

What would be your dream job?
Food taster for the queen... I'd tell her everything was shit so i could eat it.

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
100 million dollars.... who says you cant buy true love?.... who says you can't truely love a vibrator?

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
peace on earth
poverty solved
and my fat arse at least 10 inches smaller lol

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
Yes... because I want to put holes in my pants pockets and fiddle with it all day. No i dont have penis envy... i just want one lol

Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
I have a thin arse hidden in this fat one lol

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
mmmm I like alex or max

Do you believe in the afterlife?
i'd like to come back and haunt the living shit outta some people, throw things at them and stuff....mmmwwwwwaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
I prefer chocolate digestives.