Me

Apple juice or orange juice?
really neither but the blood bank people force me to drink something so i get apple

Are you a morning or night person?
definately a night person

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
salty! chips pretzels i want em

Ninjas or pirates? PIRATES!!!!

Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.
Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom as opposed to Jackie Chan?I'd choose those sexy pirates every time

Autobots or Decepticons?
Autobots I had help from my 5 year old


What was your favorite childhood television program?
Hong Kong Phooie cartoon

Are you a collector of anything?
Well I have 5 kids so i guess i collect dirty laundry and used tissues

If you could be any animal, what would you be?
A koala bear Know why?Cause all they do is sit in the tree and eat.What a life!

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Telekinesis this way i could have a really clean house with no effort on my part

What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
What am i gonna make for dinner

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
Am i doing a good job raising my kids(the answer is usually no)(but then again i am my worst critic,everyone else says i'm a good mom i just think i could be better)

What's your favorite color?
green

What's your favorite animal?
A puppy(cept they poop too much)

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
Yes one of my favorite movies is close encounters of the third kind

Do you believe in ghosts?
most definately  some live in my house

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
i was stuck on snood for about 2 years

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
buy a house buy a new car save the rest to send my kids to college

Have any bad habits? i smoke and swear like a sailor plus i eat the wrong foods
and im overweight

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
eating the wrong foods the rest drives everyone else crazy


List 3 of your best personality traits:
good listener Im a "giver" I have a great imagination

List 3 of your worst personality traits:
I'm a pessimist i have a short temper i expect too much from family members

Have any celebrity crushes?
tons ashton kutcher,kevin spacey,brad pitt,matt mcconneghey to name a few
Why do you write poetry?
it helps me express my frustrations and joys when spoken words fail me

What type of poetry are you best at writing?
i like to rhyme a lot but i try to write about any subject from dark to funny

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
my weight

Any tattoos or piercings?
4holes in left ear including hole in cartilage on top,3in right also one on top ring in nose that my husband complained me into taking out.Tat on left upper arm of an open rose and my eldest daughters name and dob tat on my right shoulder blade of a blue upright rose with the name rich(ironically my husband's name is Bill)had a belly ring but only got it to spite my mom

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
their eyes

What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
Humor good kisser consideration and humility

What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
conceit racism and blatent ignorance that they don't bother to try and correct

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
messy messy messy!
Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
i will have been married for 13 years on the 31st of august but i suppose i could trade him in within the next 5 years  got anybody good in mind?

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
MessyMessy Messy

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
maybe england its really nice there and my favorite band lives there

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
maybe paris

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list: 1 put all my kids through college without going broke 2raise em up right so none is a serial killer 3take them to disneyworld 4go to the bathroom just one time without someone standing on the other side of the door yelling maaaaaaa! Wear a bikini again (i last wore one when i was 8)

Name 1 regret you have:
not finishing college

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
no responsibilities

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
telling people what to do

Name your top 5 favorite bands or singers:Tears for Fears Nik kershaw Faith no More
Adam and the ants REM

What's your favorite song of the moment?
me and my big ideas by Tears for Fears

What's your favorite song of all time?
mad world By tears for fears

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? hahahahahahahaha. i watch movies at home and go on ap

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon? i work but if i didn't id take a nice nap after a big dinner then go on ap(my life is really really boring!)

Have any hidden talents? actually i don't think so or none i could mention on here

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
Big mac fries and a pepsi and apple pie
What would be your dream job?
to go to water parks and ride the rides and evaluate them

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?  well tough question like in willy wonka where the ladies husband is kidnapped and they want her wonka bars and she says how long can i think about it,........  i guess true love though BOTH  are overrated

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? A sexy body, happiness and contentment for my family and friends  and  as all Gracie hart fans know  WORLD PEACE

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
i used to love to dress as a boy as a child guys just seem to have it easier they leave us to deal with kids aqnd cooking and cleaniing. They don't seem to think as much or feel as much.It would be nice to walk around vacuous and spacey for a little while

Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
i actually write to a celebrity in jail and he writes back and i have visited him and we're friends now ( if any one wants to know just ask )

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
ELISE it is my daughters middle name and Its  in my favorite cure song

Do you believe in the afterlife?
yes i believe i did something terriblein my last one and now im made to suffer all throughout this one

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
i think people have the right to choose whatever kind of cookie they want but...they cant put a half eaten one back