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Some Snazzy Answers to Some Even Snazzier Questions.


Apple juice or orange juice? That's a toughie.... OJ in the morning, but Apple Jucie in the evening. Unless it's autumn. Then it's Apple Juice all the time (but only if it's 100% Juice, don't be giving me concentrate!)

Are you a morning or night person? Well, i'm usually a person 24 hours a day!
But I do more at night, though i sleep at lot in the morning, and sleeping is good. But i'ma goona go with....Night.

Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
Salty all the way!

Ninjas or pirates? Neither! I think the whole "ninja v. pirate" thing is stupid, plus it makes no sense!

Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.  I just did.... but seriously, how do Ninja's and Pirates even fight? Their from different time periods!

Autobots or Decepticons?
Decepticons! Maybe if the Autobots weren't so lameass, but all they do is punch... and Megatron has got some sweet weaponry.

What was your favorite childhood television program?
Oh Jeepers, i didn't really watch a lot of television... but probably that Jack Hanna nature show for kids.

Are you a collector of anything? I try to collect old books. But they're hella expensive.

If you could be any animal, what would you be? Probably a Snow Leopard. They're badass and

endangered.... and beautiful

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Hmm.... probably instant telaportation.

Or X-ray vision jk.

What is usually your first thought when you wake up? fuuuuuuuck.

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep? I do this weird self psychosis thing where i paint three on a white wall in my mind.

What's your favorite color? Orange!

What's your favorite animal? Lizards! THEY ARE SOOOO COOL!

Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? Not really, i think they would have destroyed us by now. Unless they are in another galaxy. *what a boring answer *

Do you believe in ghosts? Nope. except for Casper.

Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)? Assassins Creed. That's about it. *it's amazing, play it!*

You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on? About half of it goes into CD's so that it can earn a hella lot of interest! then a bunch goes to Africa and various humanitarian efforts. And of course a nice car, and a expensive watch. I love watches.

Have any bad habits? I bite my nails. I speak my mind. I sometimes eat myself sick on popcorn. I love popcorn.

Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy? Just saying shit without thinking about it, lol.

List 3 of your best personality traits: LOVE!!!. Trustworthiness.  Courage.

List 3 of your worst personality traits:  Honesty. (how do you know me saying i'm a liar isn't a lie? ) Selfcontrol,  Respect.

Have any celebrity crushes?  Pshaw, No.

Why do you write poetry? Why not? It's fun and helps me see things more clearly, plus when i go to parties i get to act all indie and such, claiming i'm a poet.

What type of poetry are you best at writing? Freeverse/Shit.

List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:  My fingers are really fat. I would like nice Piano Player fingers, all thin and long and sexy.

Any tattoos or piercings?  none yet I want to get a lip ring on my lower left lip, and perhaps a miniscule tattoo on my left wrist.

What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?  Hair. Sexy Hair

What personality traits do you look for in a partner? Someone who's interesting and Lighthearted, intelligent, and accepting.

What personality traits do you dislike in other people?  Superiority, Arrogance. Malice. All around bitchiness.

Are you mostly a clean or messy person? Usually very very clean. But every couple of months my room will stay trashed for like three weeks and it will be AWFUL!

Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?  Sure Hope not.

Are you mostly a clean or messy person?  Wow.... Deja Vu! Clean

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?  The Singer Castle! It's beautiful and amazing and it has it's own island!

If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?  Australia, or China.

List 5 goals on your life's to-do list: Finish College, Publish a Book (HAHAHAHAHA)

Hug a Koala,  Touch a Sperm Whale,  Sky Dive!!

Name 1 regret you have: Amelie.

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid: Innocence! No, that's too cliche.... My amazing

giant football container thingy that i would play in.

Name 1 thing you love about being an adult: Well.... i'm not an Adult. But i guess having people take you more seriously.

Name your top 5 favorite bands or singers: The Brian Jonestown Massacre,  Bright Eyes, Paramore,  Modest Mouse,  Chris Garneau.

What's your favorite song of the moment? Hmm.... "Elephant"- Damien Rice.

What's your favorite song of all time? Arienette probably.... (Bright Eyes)

What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night? I watch SNL. and Party! Occasionally.

What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?  Sleep, watch football, go runnning.

Have any hidden talents? I can whistle with crackers in my mouth, no joke. Four Ritz's.

You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?  I'd  ask for Unicorn! Take that Bitches!!

What would be your dream job?  Mental Health Specialist at a Hospital.

Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?  With 100 Million Dollars, you can buy true love No... this is a pretty cliche question... but i would have to say Love.

If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be? The first ones a secret. The second one would be for a bajillion wishes, and the third one would be for a sausage, just for kicks.

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why? HELL NO. Why would i ever want to be a girl? Periods? Birth? GAH!

Name 1 thing not many people know about you: Umm....  iv'e always wanted a pet Komodo Dragon.

If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?  Maximillian.

Do you believe in the afterlife? Yes.

On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies? I believe that a cookies a cookie no matter how small! Unless it has nuts in it, then it should DIE!

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Good questions Kerri! Nice contest!

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  • adios muchachos gold member
    August 28, 2008

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    But I did like it!

    Good for me too! As close to sincere and comical as you can get, and that is what they asked for!
    Lots of luck in this contest Penatacle!


  • Salt Therapy
    August 28, 2008
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    Hahha i freakin love this!!