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I dont even know...

oh em gee
look at me
i am writing poetry!

look over there
and brush your hair
and don't forget your underwear!

take a bow
here and now
then scream out a great big wow!

rip my shirt
ow! that hurt
fall on your face and choke on dirt!

watch TV
then go pee
and remember V for VICTORY

you slit your wrist
i got pissed
so i shot at your head but i missed!

i like to cheat
i dont eat meat
i draw smiley faces on my feet

my brain is fried
i think i died
when i wrote this poem i almost cried






Author notes

Ok, I have no idea why the hell I wrote this, but it has to be the most crappy poem in history! Or at least the suckiest one i've ever written

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  • Deathwolf Tasagka
    September 7, 2008

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    Tis was funny pie. I laughed alot, its more of a comedical spin, than a poem, but it was still good, i loved it.

    Sincerely your big brother,
    Deathwolf Tasagka


  • CaliOkie silver member
    September 6, 2008

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    This is the worst poem
    That I've ever read
    And now that I have
    I'd rather be dead.

    For it haunts me
    And taunts me
    It disrupts my sleep,
    Disturbs me continually,
    Hurts me so deep.

    Since I've found it I know
    I've not been the same,
    It's too much like my poems
    Only not quite as lame.


    Congrats on the gold. You really did a bad job and for that I am in awe.

    Garrison


  • jadeangyal
    September 3, 2008

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    Wow, this is a prewrite? Are you sure you didn't write it just for this contest? Good luck in the contest.


    • XxSuicidal-LovexX
      September 3, 2008
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      nope, tis not a prewrite . i actually did write it for the contest, but i have no clue what little corner of my tiny brain the words came from


  • sailor ptolema
    September 2, 2008

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    aAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I nearly laughed myself to death with this 'un.

    a truly worthy-horrible poem.

    Thanks for entering this.

    -sailor ptolema


  • carl dunford
    August 31, 2008

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    lol.

    You slit your wrist,
    I got pissed, so I shot at your head but I missed.Appealed to my sense of humour.Good luck in the contest.


  • Immortal Obscurity gold member
    August 29, 2008

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    "you slit your wrist
    i got pissed
    so i shot at your head but i missed!"

    ... I laughed so hard reading this that I nearly burst into tears! It was horrible, yes; horrible enough to win!

    Thanks for entering!

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