Gellar lets loose with:
The business of church when properly done
Will put you to lurch upon holy buns
Like it did to sweet Andy, one Autumn morn
Caught mid hand shandy whilst flipping thru porn.
His mother, she fainted, his father just moaned
Pastor Himler panted as Both Organ's groaned
Andy was speaking tongues and nude as can be
Out the baptismal he hung his spent pud to pee.
Nude an enchanted there under a stain glassed Jesu
Andy cursed, and he chanted "Fuck you all, and that Jew"
Possessed, he let loose with a tenacious glub!
All fled from their pews as he shat in the tub."
Spuna retorts with:
You look at me?
a fucking Jew
What? You didn't think I knew?
Fucking nigger, stupid chump
I'll kick your ass and bake your rump
Joseph Stalin was my dad,
and yes I think that's fucking rad
Don't get mad cuz I'm bad
Don't be sad since I'm glad
Wigger in the trunk
Call you punk
I bet you like the taste of spunk
while listening to Grand Funk
and smoking bunk
Just last week you claimed me a hunk,
but now I've gone and said it huh?
Chirtle durp de durpe de duh
I bet you thought me fair
and not the kind to sit and stare
Did you assume I really cared?
The psychic hotline bid beware
And you call yourself MacBeth?
Well hello I'm the son of Seth
I saw you last week chewing cock
at the disco down the block
and yes, I make this up at will
a better poet by far still
a marxist pompous spittle brat
a charlie horse at the laundry mat
you were thinking Em N em?
Better yet, I'm Dj Phlem
I'm downloading super grass
while fucking your poor mother's ass
I do this each and every day
the queen of wit, the king of gay.
Just one more thing before I go
I loved your pink nipple bows.
Author notes
This is a purely fictional piece and is no way associated with the KKK. Because I'm Black, Jewish and Satanicaly gay.
Written January 16th, 2004
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WICKED
In the words of Malik from Not Another Teen Movie, "Damn! That shit is WACK!" LMAO Nice job! I Likeed the rhyme scheme!
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Ouch i would never fuck my mother's ass....well of course i have no penis and i would never wanna ummm ewww...mental picture...ouch mommy butt....dear lord...look what your doing to me....my thoughts need like Boraxo...NASTY....have to scrub this shit out. O yeah your poem thingy...i keep reading the more i do the better you get....i swear your just you...nothing else..and i will never argue with that.
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love it, i have a friend whom i need to put in contact with you, you two will get along marvelously, thus far im liking spuna, is a nice parody, its lude, its raw, it doesnt give a fuck, and i love that, fits me just perfectly, if you catch my meaning, this piece in particular was nice, because it covered all the groups, should read my poem jesus H (itler) christ.. was something along these lines
hmm i think you should include the character jesus feotus in your next one, ill draw it for you... excellent
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Madness
Bent. Lacking only the essential spoonerisms of our modern day prometheian society, this piece bends our perceptions of societal interaction in a manner not seen since the days of armed combat.
The selection of voice and words arouses the reader into a frenzy of sight and sound alien to the ear and eye, but pleasing in the patterns of frothed spittle clinging to the author's lips and brow as he prepares himself for yet another round of poetic perversion deep in the bowels of his id.
One can only hope this Horus8 is soon fed a chemical mixture of tranquilisers and prozac in an attempt to calm him down before he brings down the very pillars of society in a mad attempt at world conquest.
You, Sir, are mad. But it looks good on you. -
if you eat cinnamon toast it makes spunk taste nice. just one more of my cute little tips...apparrotly it takes away any bitterness and makes it delishus....
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wow indeedy... i found this delightfully hilarious and random.. i LOVE things that make me laugh because of sheer randomness... likin the Anarchy symbol
... i myself am pretty much misanthropic, "i hate the whole goddamn human race" as goldfinger sed. hahaah thanks for a great laugh
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Competition Nullified. Geller's been Spuna-fied.
I want my shirt to say "I work for Spuna" or "Spuna Nation" or how about "Beware of Spuna Jihad"
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Very Funny Write
rotflmao, you got some real issues man. I can't stop laughing. This is pretty good stuff here. You sound like me. I'm not prejudice, I don't like anyone. People are people and that's who you should get to know. -
Ah, Spuna. From whence came ye? Whither dost thou go? What great adventures yet await thee? What battles hast thou yet to fight? I await the tales spoken true by thy bard.
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I talked to me friend Nick who is an industrial artist. he's going to help us market it, you have to design the shirts. They have to be anti everything
and different some how three arm holes I don't know but basically a whole new style of clothes? Can you handle it?
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Wow
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